2007-02-13 22:53:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dont Do IT!!!!
Your mullet is awesome! I have one!!
The ladies love it ;)
2007-02-13 23:01:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You would need a very good plastic surgeon. But the hard part is, what muppet do you want to look like? If you want to look like Gonzo, go to Michael Jackson's surgeon. Ms Piggy? Go to Tara Reid's surgeon. I would opt for Animal. His look would be the easiest. Not so sure on the Swedish Chef. I believe you would have to gouge out your eyeballs and fill the sockets with silly putty.
2007-02-13 22:59:01 · answer #2 · answered by ookaninam2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The medical term is kermitoplasty. It involves the removal of your brain and the insertion of control rods up your posterior. Even Miss Piggy doesn't want to look like a Muppet so why should you?
2007-02-13 23:03:19 · answer #3 · answered by BARROWMAN 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now what would you want to look like a Muppet for.
2007-02-13 22:56:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try getting the phone number of Sylvester stallones MUM.
2007-02-13 23:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not much. All You would require is to be "felt' up and to get "stuffed" and that should do the job.
PS. This is where I am supposed to insert the "Michael Jackson" DIY "re- inventing" kit.
2007-02-13 22:58:37 · answer #6 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Plastic surgery and stuffing
2007-02-13 22:56:28 · answer #7 · answered by Michael b 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
michael jackson style surgery
2007-02-13 22:57:18 · answer #8 · answered by pixoncoke 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'm trying to get a surgery to make me look human. i look like oscar the grouch. i'm sorry i feel like oscar anyway!
2007-02-13 22:57:42 · answer #9 · answered by nakita 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need your eyelids removed, novocaine in your face, and wool nubbies transplanted on your skin.
2007-02-13 22:59:01 · answer #10 · answered by Crash 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
shave ur head and glue ur hair to ur body, wear a red fake nose, and make gay elmo noises
2007-02-13 22:56:53 · answer #11 · answered by Ghost-Rider VI 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋