2007-02-13 22:45:51 · 17 answers · asked by FaceFullofFashion 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
REASONS WHY CHUCK NORRIS WOULD WIN!
1) Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4) The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5) There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6) Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7) The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8) Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9) Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10) Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
2007-02-13 22:56:40 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa F 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris would beat McGuyver like a drum. He'd be lucky to have any bones at all that were not broken. Chuckie was in a Bruce Lee movie (can't think of it at the moment--something about a dragon in the title), and he used to be a middleweight tae kwon do champion. Poor Mac.
2007-02-13 22:53:14 · answer #2 · answered by gone 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris.
2007-02-13 22:48:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Norris fights straight, McGuyver is more sneaky so him
2007-02-13 22:49:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walker would put a severe hurtin' on Mac. Mcguyver was totally a better show though!
2007-02-13 22:51:07 · answer #5 · answered by drumhead 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Norris can beat all and sundry in a wrestle you ought to recognize that. in elementary words human being to ever beat Norris is Bruce Lee and Chuck beat him in a rematch so definately Norris. And definite "Norris is Invicible" LOL
2016-11-03 10:16:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep
He waits
2007-02-13 22:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am hoping that would be Chuck Norris...but I have a feeling it would be McGuyver....he is so clever with his inventions.....UGH!...
2007-02-13 22:50:14 · answer #8 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris
2007-02-13 22:49:31 · answer #9 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris, he's one tough guy.
2007-02-13 22:52:12 · answer #10 · answered by Lisa C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋