tell me some sartharji jokes?

Answer 1

once sardharji goes to a shop and buys a bottle of oil.he asks-
kya isme kisee free hai?
shopkeeper:nahi sardharji,isme kisee free nahim hai!
sardharji:ya isme likha hai ki colostrol free hai,muje colostrol deejiya!!!!!!!!!!!


once sardharji goes to shop to buy t.v.
he asks:how much does this t.v. cost.
shopkeeper:10000
sardhar:kya 10000?
he walks out of the shop and thinks,i hav heard that t.v. only costs
rs8000.i think he had told told me increased price!
so then he thinks-what if i change my style and goes to the shop and ask about the t.v.,so sometimes he may say the real price?

next day he dresses up like a brahmin and goes to the shop and asked the price.
but the shopkeeper understand that he is sardharji and says sardharji i hav already told you that it costs 10000rs.

sardharji becomes shameful and walks out.

then the next day he dresses up like a women wearing purdha and goes to the shop and ask the cost of the t.v.
but still the shop-keeper understands that it is sardharji and says -sardharji meine kaha tha naa ki use 10000rs hogo.

sardharji becomes embarised and asks the shopkeeper how he knew that the women was him.

shopkeeper replys-sardharji only you thinks a microwave-owen as a t.v.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

Smart Sardarji:
A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."

Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "your turn".

He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.

The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.

Sardarji Jokes:

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.

Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'

Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.

Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.

'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'

Race to the Sun:

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night.

Answer 3

Few jokes are given below:

1) A passer by notices a Sardarji by the side of a lake, throwingbricks into water. So he asks the Sardarji "Why are you throwing bricks in to thewater?" The Sardarji takes a brick and again throws it into the water andsays thoughtfully "See, I've been trying to solve the mystery: why arethe bricks rectangular and the waves circular?"

2) Banta singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices", said Banta singh. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

3) Santa singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffition. It read "Padne wala gadha" (One who reads it is an ***).Santasingh thought for an hour, erased and wrote back,"Likhene waala gadha"(One who; wrote it is an ***).

3) Once a sardar ji was lying on a beach when some one asked:
Sardar jee :relaxing? Sardar replied : oye nahin jee:kharak singh

4) Sardars in India were tired of the un fair government of India. They decided to sit down, make a plan and fight a war for their freedom and an independent land.

They gather (hehe...)at their leader's place and brainstorm (hehe..) on different ideas to plan the war. But they were troubled because of one thing....

Maninder: I'm afraid that we might not be able to handle the infrastructure, and other complications....

Narinder: Don't worry once we win the war against hindus, we will fight Amrika!, and u know what! we will lose to the gora. This will bring gora to our land and he will set up every thing for us.... using his latest technology and experienced government set up.

Maninder: O sub tay theek aay bhai Narinder, Pur jay asi goray kolon wi jung jeet gaay tay fair ki hoy ga?

Answer 4

Satharjhi goes to the beeg cieety for the first time...he takes his neighburs and their uncles and there families and you know typical satharjhi style!!! So he decides to go to the movies. H buys a whole bunch of tickets at the counter and then disappears. 1 minute later he returns, and buys another bunch of tickets for the same movie and disappears again towards the movie entrance. Another minute later he is back and does the same thing. An then again....this time he is sweating and frustrated...so the guy at the ticket counter asks him what the problem is....he inturn replies that whenever he gives his ticket to the man at the door to enter the movies he tears up his tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Answer 5

Here's an original one: Sardar was run out in the game. He came home, kept replaying the vedio shot of his run-out again and again. His wife asked " kya kar rahe ho" (What are you doing). So, Sardar says, " There will be one occasion when the fielder's throw will miss the stumps just wait and watch!" (Howzaat?!)

Answer 6

Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, santa Singh's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Banta singh thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Banta singh was visting Santa's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died. "You know," he said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He unfolded the note and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"

Answer 7

one day Santa and banta were in a hotel.They asked the waiter for two chicken legs.When the waiter came banta quickly grabbed the bigger one and gave Santa the smaller one.Santa felt cross and said banta he should have taken it politely.When banta asked Santa what he wanted if he was first served.Santa replied he would have taken the smaller one.Then banta replied that you have got what you wanted.

Answer 8

Height of enmity :- One sardarji killed another for a window seat on a scooter.

Answer 9

log in to santa banta .com

Answer 10

Go and ask a Sardar..LOL