He only uses the towel to dry of. But the rest of the time, he likes to walk around with his duck, um, tail sticking out. In other words, he’s just as much a pervert as Mickey and Minnie are for keeping poor Pluto on a leash and feeding him dog food and making him sleep outdoors in a doghouse, while Goofy (obviously a dog) is treated as an equal.
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2007-02-14 10:43:40
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answer #1
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answered by cdf-rom 7
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I have never seen any duck that wears pants.
2007-02-14 04:48:54
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answer #2
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answered by Max 6
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Why does Mickey Mouse never wear a shirt?
2007-02-14 04:57:56
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answer #3
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answered by the_silver_tin_man 3
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What can we do when its owner doesn't like duck with pants...
2007-02-14 04:50:32
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answer #4
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answered by Quorra72 2
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dude, ducks don't wear pants. everyone knows that...
now sailor shirts and hats are another thing...
2007-02-14 04:48:20
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Because his feathers cover his penis up, if he gets his feathers to wet his penis might show. So he imediately drys off for a couple of seconds
2007-02-14 04:49:23
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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So that it doesn't get wet when he's in the water. Or his feathers are enough to cover his private part. LOL.
2007-02-14 04:48:42
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answer #7
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answered by scar04 1
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Because Goofy stole them.
2007-02-14 05:38:16
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answer #8
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answered by mslider2 6
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He's potty trained. Plus he's too sexy for his pants.
2007-02-14 07:03:38
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answer #9
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answered by postmasterfsx 3
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He's a Duck he doesn't need any pants.
He wears a towel just to please his fans...
2007-02-14 08:07:53
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answer #10
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answered by midnightfolkuk 4
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