want to be bigger and thicker in 2 months
2007-02-13 19:42:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Never heard IT called a Johnson. Peter and Willy yes but darn it all never a Johnson. Maybe you should tell us what is going to happen in two months. Is it a long dong contest? Or do you expect to get laid in two months? More info please!
2007-02-14 00:59:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a process called jelqing, uh, no, that's not the word. I can't remember it, sorry. But it requires pulling on the penis and doing various other exercises, about 20 mins a day. One guy did it and it strerched his skin in a way that made his penis appear permanently shriveled. Your penis is fine, don't worry. Don;t believe all the hype about women wanting big ones. For me, normal sized ones are the best.
2007-02-14 03:49:14 · answer #2 · answered by itry007 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you attach weights to it and or spandex like the kind that hold trousers up for tension then strap something around your leg to hook it, so there is constant stretch. do this awake and asleep for a few weeks and it will stretch longer i dont know about making thicker but you can try foreskin restoration which makes extra skin covering whole thing
2007-02-14 03:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shave your pubes to make it stand out more, then drop it into boiling water for a few minutes so it swells up like a boiled hot dog. If that doesn't work you can shove a stick through it, put some batter around it, and drop it into a deep fryer for 5 minutes. Add a little mustard and you've got a delicious late night snack!
2007-02-14 03:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by J 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Maybe Johnson & Johnson have a product that might help.
2007-02-14 06:43:02 · answer #5 · answered by Steamysteam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surgery and weights aside there is a thing called if you use it it gets bigger. frequent masterbaition will gradually increase size. As well there are some pills that could probably do it.
2007-02-14 03:47:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Exercises.
2007-02-14 04:13:43 · answer #7 · answered by Sherif S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is a surgery out there. and they can make it around and inch bigger
2007-02-14 03:45:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watch some hot porn - should see results in a matter of seconds.
2007-02-14 03:46:52 · answer #9 · answered by The Green Bastard 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good luck man kind has been trying to do this for centuries.
2007-02-17 20:39:44 · answer #10 · answered by duc602 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋