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Question

I just microwaved 3 taquitos and dropped them on the floor. I picked them up in about 4 seconds, maybe 5 tops. Should I eat them and risk getting a bad case of the squirts or should I make something else? I am out of taquitos (since I'm not Mexican and all) and really don't want to make anything else. It's been about 5 days since my floor was vaccumed and I have a dog that drools alot. If I eat them I am likely to be blowin mud within 5 hours (which I will be asleep by then and run the risk of poop'n the bed), but if I don't eat them I will be too lazy to make something else (then I starve for the night). Lay it on me folks, what do I do here?

Answer 1

You eat those freakin' things. If your immune system is so busted that it can't handle a little dust and drool then you've got bigger problems pal. And regardless, it's "The Five Second Rule", not "The Three Second Rule." You probably had a half a second to spare. Put some salsa on those badboys and you'll never know the diff.