2007-02-13 15:57:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hello, hello, Mildred? This is Marge. Hello? Hello? I need a ride to Bingo and Rose wants to know if she can borrow a pair of your support hose. I told her you would probably say no but you know how she is then she went on and on about her grandson and how he couldn't keep a job and I could really care less about that as my bunions were killing me and I reallly needed to lie down, my blood sugar is out of whack again and my doctor doesn't know what to do for me anymore and I sat in his office for three hours just so he could tell me that but at least I got half of my afghan crocheted you kno..BEEP
2007-02-13 16:50:56 · answer #1 · answered by feather girl 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Uhhh, hi Calvin. I was just checking to see if your world famous banana bread was done yet. It's been an hour or so and I haven't heard anything from you yet, so I thought I would just give you a call. Wouldn't want a good pair of pantyhose to be ruined for nothing. Um, so anyway, I guess I'll see you tomorrow at work or something. Ok..........bye *click*
2016-05-24 08:30:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
May I get the rights to your book when you return from the Bahama? It is as obvious as the nose on your face that you are the father of Anna Nicole's baby. We will deliver the necessary forms and payment arrangements for your exclusive story. I knew it wasn't the Duke of Puke or Lawyer LaLa. Congratulations Dad!!
2007-02-15 17:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy Valentine's Day Baby!! Love yah--call me back soon!
2007-02-14 16:04:13 · answer #4 · answered by cutie pie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi! Amuzed one. It's Berrygirl. I'm just calling to wish you a happy Valentine's Day!
2007-02-13 16:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Click.
2007-02-13 16:04:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry,,Wrong number
2007-02-13 16:00:17 · answer #7 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh just my luck I was going to tell you everything that I wish I could do with you--but I will call back later....hmmmmmmmmmm
2007-02-13 16:07:23 · answer #8 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I regret to inform you that had you answered this call, we would have given you fifty thousand dollars. We will now call someone else.
2007-02-13 16:12:59 · answer #9 · answered by Papa 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey, it's V. I forgot what kind of beer you wanted me to bring you.
2007-02-13 16:00:44 · answer #10 · answered by Viviana 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋