I want to become a British informant.
2007-02-13 15:34:45 · 17 answers · asked by Korny Kaucasian Kraker 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Oh, it's ok. I'm at the library. Hundreds of people use this PC and I used a fake name, of course. Plus I'm wearing latex gloves to move the mouse and type.
I want to walk around with suitcases full of money that the British govt will pay me for giving them inside information. Kinda like James Bond. Have sex with hot chicks etc.
2007-02-13 15:41:12 · update #1
I'm guessing your first step is to NOT ask how to become a British spy on an internet forum.
2007-02-13 15:37:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Become a spy? You cant.. you were silly enough to ask that question... Spys dont ask they are recruited.. and they never talk about 'intelligence ops" yer automaticially disqualified.. the SAS wouldnt even think of you as a candidate.. simply because of that question.. (oh and yeah you can bet yer bippy that question will show up on any background check) better go for that job at the fish and chips place.. SHEESH
You likely wouldnt even make a police CI... You talk to much
(Oh course not that i'd really know anything about any of this HA!)
2007-02-14 00:18:31 · answer #2 · answered by darchangel_3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The CIA has college recruiters. I suppose that MI-5 does the same thing. Go to college, learn a foreign language, preferably Farsi or Arabic, something that is likely to be needed in the near future.
2007-02-13 23:48:33 · answer #3 · answered by plezurgui 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Learn how to jump a motorcycle out of a parking garage or over a bus. Become a master of disguise, learn how to fight on a crane, get gadgets, and drink your martinis shaken not stirred.
2007-02-13 23:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come and know me in Singapore and U will experience the work of spy free of charge.
You have already failed yourself as a spy! lol..
2007-02-13 23:42:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You basically never will become one now because of this post.
There is always dental school. $$$$ think about it! What a market you could corner over there!
2007-02-13 23:41:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need to be fluent in Spanish and French at least. Anglo-Monolinguals do not qualify for that position.
2007-02-13 23:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by Mexicanisch 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
first: You need to stop watching TV
then you need to study foreign languages and foreign cultures.
Then you need to be in very good physical condition..... then you will be ready to start studyng some secret information... good luck!
2007-02-14 00:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
become a puppet for the CIA...you haven't seen them advertising on the major media ?!
2007-02-13 23:38:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
practice spying on people to see if you like it and are good at it first
2007-02-13 23:42:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋