Write a wacky, zany, funny four line Valentine Poem. The winning one will be emailed to everyone in my address book as well as get BONUS points for Best Answer. Mine is:
Roses are red
Monkeys are brown
Come to my house
So we can go to town
Now, I need CRAZIER ones!
2007-02-13 15:16:46 · 12 answers · asked by T's CRM SCNE 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Valentine's Day
A Kiss for you,
My Valentine true.
Sticky, icky
And all full of goo.
2007-02-13 15:28:47 · answer #1 · answered by Mary M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me and you
Cannot be true
I wait for Valentine
Just to Bow down in front of you
(just kidding will u be my Valentine)
2007-02-13 23:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by man_of_mask 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's feb14 once more...
roses & hershey's are popular for sure..
exhanging i love you's
in a candle-lit table just for two
but feb14 is also another day
and i'm really getting conscious today...
would it be valentine's or single awareness day?
2007-02-14 00:02:16 · answer #3 · answered by fat_itchy_worm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red
the sky is blue
stick with me and you will have
horse turds and big as diamonds too!
2007-02-13 23:38:45 · answer #4 · answered by Hilllbilly_gal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
so get up off the couch you big fat lazy piece of %^&*!
Dedicated to my husband! JK LOL
2007-02-13 23:31:54 · answer #5 · answered by cybercutie992 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh this aint really a poem, but oh well.
Tell him:
Today on this very special day, nothing should stand between us... except this condom.
2007-02-13 23:48:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Valentines day
straight, bi, or gay
flowers, chocolate, sex
who cares? LOVE is the best..
(btw...yours is hil-freaking-arious)
2007-02-13 23:20:57 · answer #7 · answered by snow_cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you look so fine when you wear that dress
Even when you hair is a total mess
after a few beer you will do
but i'd rather be with you know who
2007-02-14 00:37:36 · answer #8 · answered by Stumpy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a clown
And honey you suit,
Me to a T
With your bra 'round my shoe!
2007-02-13 23:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roses are red
violets are blue
i screwed u
and your brother to
2007-02-13 23:27:56 · answer #10 · answered by policeguy1967 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋