I need help to get an ironic statement (not a situation)
2007-02-13 14:56:57 · 9 answers · asked by bassooncrazy 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Homework Help
the ironic song is not ironic
2007-02-13 15:08:16 · update #1
Moonbeam was walking back to the commune from the organic market. She had purchased a relatively small batch of sprouts and carrots for her evening meal. She winced as she passed the hotdog stand, her stomach turning as she opined the fate of the poor animals who had so suffered for such a deadly and disturbing product. She lamented the masses who would die from the terminal illnesses caused by their consumption of the carcinogenic agents and saturated fats found in animals. Meat—so deadly and so cruel.
As she crossed Broad Avenue, she gave herself a warm inner-hug for being so enlightened in her vegan lifestyle. She was still smiling when the speeding vegetable truck ran the red light. She died instantly.
2007-02-13 15:20:00 · answer #1 · answered by chien l 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Any ironic statement relies on the situation where it was issued to be truly ironic. Ironic isn't it.
2007-02-13 15:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by Old guy 124 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look up Alanis Morisette's "Ironic" lyrics.
2007-02-13 15:02:28 · answer #3 · answered by Lewis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work at the Department of Redundancy Department lol
2007-02-13 15:01:50 · answer #4 · answered by fachizzzzle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres one
I'm an excellent judge of character. Just ask any of my cracked out friends.
hope it helps!
2007-02-13 15:05:06 · answer #5 · answered by jonathan e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To the left is the man of your dreams, and his beautiful wife.
2007-02-13 15:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Boss says to all the people in his cubicles: "work smater, not harder."
2007-02-13 15:01:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give me a crash course on how to fly a plane.
2007-02-13 15:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by SadSnyder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is our babysitter Megan, she hates kids.
2007-02-13 18:37:34 · answer #9 · answered by Laura C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋