my parrott keeps cussing me, i've already put him in the freezer but i can still hear him, what should i do?
2007-02-13 13:54:45 · 20 answers · asked by DJG 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
throw his *** in the dryer. I hear it works for kids.
2007-02-13 13:57:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Problem: Annoying parrott.
Procedure:
step 1: Buy lighter fluid
step 2: Take lighter fluid home
step 3 cover parrott and parrott cage in lighter fluid
step 4: completely engulf parrott in flames.
Problem: Solved.
2007-02-13 21:59:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he would stop cussing if you took him out of the freezer! Or stick him in the washer. wash that little birdy mouth out with soap!
2007-02-13 21:59:10 · answer #3 · answered by Batman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing better for a late night snack than roasted parrot.
I don't like the fact that the other Homer has a gun
2007-02-13 21:58:48 · answer #4 · answered by Max Power 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get it out of the freezer !
2007-02-13 21:57:22 · answer #5 · answered by already_enuff_spice_in_this 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Show him the frozen chicken in the freezer & tell him he's next...
2007-02-13 21:57:59 · answer #6 · answered by from HJ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Microwave
2007-02-13 21:57:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Take him back to the petshop or tape his beak shut or teach him to say something else.
2007-02-13 21:57:39 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let him go outside
2007-02-13 22:01:48 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beat him. It works on puppies.
2007-02-13 22:00:23 · answer #10 · answered by Hawkeye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him to the hippys they will still love him... sexually... if you can bare the thought
2007-02-13 21:58:10 · answer #11 · answered by REVHEAD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋