krusty looks like a clown
because he is one
he smells like sweaty socks and bubble gum
2007-02-13 13:34:32
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answer #1
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answered by Zippy 7
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Krusty is a clown with a conviction for child molestation from the '70s. He did it while drunk and high on quaaludes, and doesn't even remember the thing. And this black-out is the only reason he has his kiddie show on at all; his was a conviction of "temporary insanity", so somehow the gracious parents of Springfield are willing to let him continue. The only parent who is NOT falling for it is Mr. Flanders, and that is because HE was the kid that Krusty molested. Sad, really. After the assault, Ned joined a hippie religious commune and had to be "un-brainwashed" by the FBI. His wife and two kids escaped years earlier, only for the LOVELY Mrs. F to commit suicide when Ned refused to "further lead her into sin" in the bedroom. He kept her locked up in the basement for two years before she killed herself by jumping into the boiler...
I digress. Krusty's signature fragrance is sold in convenience stores everywhere. Apu's wife describes it as follows:
"It is a mixture of alluring odors, most significant of them being the aftertaste of a binge on 50yr old rice wine, the aroma of nacho cheese burning on the bottom of the chafing pan at the Quik-E-Mart, and diluted Aqua-Velva."
It was developed by a group of audience alums from the Krusty Show, who tried to recreate the scent from fond childhood memories of being locked for fun in the stage basement after puking on Krusty's shoes during a particularly amusing bit, in which the gleeful children were strapped onto a miniature G-force simulator, and swung around backwards as Krusty threw banana cream pies at them. These alums went into the perfume business after graduating top of their class at Springfield Medical School, as part of their group therapy workshop.
Personally, I love Krusty. He reminds me of the grandfather I'm glad I never had...
2007-02-13 22:25:32
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answer #2
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answered by Angela M 6
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krusty is the remains of a slice of pizza that was not fully eaten, he has a bite mark out of his head and is partly molded but goes around helping people with his penicillin powers of healing
2007-02-13 21:37:25
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answer #3
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answered by muddy 2
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