Are you a vampire?
If so,.... message me and let me know! hahaha ...as if they will...
But really.... let me know.
If you're not... do you know one?.... Would you mind telling it I seek them? haha
ok,... so you'll think i'm insane...
BUT really... If you any... let me know :)
♥thanks
2007-02-13 13:21:14 · 17 answers · asked by Lizzeth 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Damn!...
Well that's true... a vampire won't just come here and yahoo... they'll probably use Google haha
:-) yes i'm a vampire believer!!
Why don't people get over it and admit there are vampires... as insane as it sounds... true, ...mostly satanic ones...
False,.. no christians involved!!....
My Chemical Romance?.... as if i'll ever take an advice from one of their fans O.o
Well still.... If you know one... you know where to message.....
2007-02-13 13:36:52 · update #1
Trust me humans!! I know alot about vampires... now don't come thinking i'll fall for "oh yeah... let thee taste thy blood".... Nou,.... oh dear,... as if i'm clueless about it!!!...
:-) nothing's wrong with MCR... I enjoy they're music!....
2007-02-13 13:50:10 · update #2
I myself am not one, however, if I were I would not announce it publicly. That would be like a 'big game' hunter plodding through the wood with a boom box blaring. The true hunter exploits stealth and camouflage.
First the things to forget and cast to the fire...
Every motion picture made after 1925,
Every vampire related drama ever made for television,
Novels in general (Anne Rice especially, a good read, but hardly textbook),
and anything related to the poor fashion victims wandering the night (and the day) who attended the 'Tammy Faye school of pancake cosmetics'.
Bunk, poo-poo, and frauds.
If the supernatural vampire ever existed it would be a hideously disfigured shell of it's former self. Forget the sexy prom-night version. In the old texts the bloodsuckers were dirty and shabby. Usually of peasant stock, and not of the nobility. Vampires are/were(hah) predators set on one thing and one thing only...feeding. Feeding without being detected, known, or destroyed. No 'artist-formerly-known-as-Prince' wardrobe for the vampire of myth (Yes I said MYTH) instead the funeral attire would be the soul possession of the stalking corpse. No doubt damaged escaping the grave and made foul by the dank graveyard earth clinging to the fabric, unless or until the fiend happened upon a victim with the same measurements. But fresh clothes do little for the vampire...after all it takes three days for the transformation from dead to undead. For those three days the body would continue to decompose. The body would no doubt reak of the...well... the dead.
And since there is no standard concept, globally, of the vampire it is obviously hoakum. In Europe it drinks blood from the carotid artery in the victim's throat. In southeast Asia it feeds through an opening in the back of its own neck. And the bloodsuckers of Greece were abomination resulting from the lack of a proper burial. Some debate the North American WENDIGO of native legend as a type of feral vampire. Drive a wooden stake of sufficient size into anythings heart and it will expire. The contemporary 'version' is at best ...comedic and sad at the same time. Gathering in numbers, walking in the sun, not burning at the touch of Holy water, ingesting solid food, reproducing, garish wardrobe, being identified and recorded by any documentary crew they can corner, and of course not treating the entire human race as cattle. If anything today's 'shampires' are the antithesis of the vampire of legend.
If you want a true and valid education about the vampire myth, then travel to the Carpathian mountains and tour the villages where they still believe in vampires, and not the pop culture incarnation. Or find an anthropological study of the Carpathian culture, but leave the comic book shop trash on the curb with the dust bin.
Apologies for any who are offended, but I hate seeing folklore ganked around. It is similar to teaching your children how to act around grizzly bears by having them watch 'Winnie the Pooh'.
2007-02-13 15:52:15 · answer #1 · answered by vaughndhume 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vampires.
If you are a vampire, then you're not from a romance novel.
You're a cryptic, Satanic person that drinks the blood of people that get too curious. Especially people named fairy.
BOO!
Haha, ok really, there's only vampires in the old ages, when people like Count Dracul would impale people on stakes and then drink their blood from a bucket that was laying under them. Supposedly, he looked very young. Do you know that with a click of a button and the right program, these "vampires" can get your IP Address, which will lead them to all of your information, including where you live? And they will find you.
But you don't believe all that, do you?
2007-02-13 21:29:27 · answer #2 · answered by Robert P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im not personally a vampire, but i have friends who are! no joke! and whats wrong with MCR? Oh well... maybe HIM's Vampire Heart suits you better! Thats a great song... ... ...oh yeah back to vampires! Im christian, but i believe in vampires! but if you get bit by a vampire you better make sure they let you taste their blood too! Their blood will turn you into a vampire! its true!
2007-02-13 21:44:41 · answer #3 · answered by my spill canvas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not a vampire myself, but you can find every info about living vampires using the link below.
2007-02-14 05:45:48 · answer #4 · answered by leomcholwer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vampires are cool eh?
I had a vision of one along time ago..not high or anything..actually fell asleep in church...i think they are out there..the vision was to real and unlike anything in the movies i've seen.
2007-02-13 21:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by B-Rabbit 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends on what you classify as a vampire as there has been known existence of vampires of sorts.
2007-02-13 22:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by Mike J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vampires hang out at Starbucks, go there and try and meet one.
2007-02-13 21:24:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im a vampire hunter, I was just playing castlevania and dracula kicked my assss
2007-02-14 17:07:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a witch and a vampire(not kidding)
2007-02-13 22:24:03 · answer #9 · answered by ~☼~ThΣ PҺαη†oм Goδδess~☼~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're not ready to know about real Vampires.
2007-02-13 23:48:47 · answer #10 · answered by third_syren_of_seduction 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋