Valentine cards for friends: cute sayings?
Not just "be mine" or something so traditional.
Something cute.
2007-02-13 13:17:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Valentine's Day
some Mafia Valentines
My love for you... it came and went.
So your feet are now in wet cement.
I'm here To fulfill your fondest wishes
Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.
Lie down with me -- it's my final offa,
Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.
I picked up this card from a slim selection
But that's all they offer here in witness protection.
Be my Valentine, and we can do it execution-style.
Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass;
So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ***.
Violets are blue, roses are red,
I blew up your car -- So why ain't you dead?
The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look
You'd bear a son, and now that's done, So shut your mouth and cook!
Youse da greatest. Youse da best.
But you're as untouchable as Elliot Ness.
Lust is fleeting, true love lingers.
Be mine always and you'll keep your fingers.
Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.
When a goon makes you die,
Cuz you told him goodbye -- that's amore!
Top 10
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ***.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ***.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
2007-02-13 13:29:00 · answer #1 · answered by crazy_ol_hippie_radical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. Is your dad an artist because you're a masterpiece 2. Why is an angel doing flying so low. 3. I wish i replaced right into a pilot so i might want to fly on your desires. in case you want more desirable then only inquire from me.
2016-11-03 09:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by alyson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.123greetings.com/events/valentines_day/
They have some really cute cards for everyone,,,
2007-02-13 13:22:54 · answer #3 · answered by xxmysticbutterflyxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
will u plz try to understand me....
as i could not understand ur question..............
plzz.....
2007-02-13 13:23:59 · answer #4 · answered by ARVIND Goyal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋