What do you think is the cheesiest song ever made???

Answer 1

This one. Read it and WEEP, my friend ... ROFL

Feelings
Gemini

Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl;
You'll never come again.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
Wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms.

Feelings, feelings
Like I've never lost you
And feelings like I've never
Have you again in my heart.

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl;
You'll never come again.

Feelings, feelings like I've
Never lost you
And feelings like I've never have you
Again in my life.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
Wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms.
Feelings...

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Answer 2

When A Man Loves A Woman by Michael Bolton

Answer 3

The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats....10 times cheesier if you watch the video.

Answer 4

The Chicken Dance song. And that song "Because I Got High" by Afroman. Oh yeah and how could I forget "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"

Answer 5

Well aside from the deliberatly cheesey and Weird Al isn't even in than because his songs are witty.
Barbie Girl maybe

Answer 6

muskrat love........Captain and Tenille
Muskrat Love
Written by Willis Alan Ramsey, ©1971
Found on Hat Trick, History, America Live, America's Gold, The Very Best Of America, Highway, The Definitive America, The Complete Greatest Hits, and Here & Now.

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Answer 7

Disco Duck By Rick Dees
To Shy by Khaji go go

Answer 8

Achy Breaky Heart, that song does the same thing to me as nails across a chalk board.

Answer 9

I Write The Songs, by Barry Manilow

or possibly

I am Woman, by Helen Reddy

Answer 10

Fish Heads -They Might Be Giants
ANYTHING by Nickleback and Five For Fighting

Answer 11

oh man -- don't make me choose!

But if I have to pick just one, I'd go with "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion. Homegirl has pipes, but man that's a corny song.

Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone
Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold you
In my life we'll always go on

I rest my case...