2007-02-13 11:45:18 · 11 answers · asked by pocahontas 3 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Quit now, who wants to have an employee who wants to be sick to avoid being there?
2007-02-13 11:49:25 · answer #1 · answered by Jen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this a joke? If you would go so far as to make yourself sick, why don't you just lie, since one thing is no better than the other. Or better yet, if it makes you feel better to actually feel sick try thinking about how you would feel if you couldn't afford your rent or food, and you were hungry all the time, oh but then you would probably just go get you some welfare and food stamps. Good luck on your future unemployment.
2007-02-13 20:13:07 · answer #2 · answered by barbara b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, go to work and start looking for another job. If you're faking sickness to get out of going to work you need another job. Don't quit the job you have till you get another one. Its easier to get a job if you already have one. Plus you can ask the new place not to contact your current employer. I'm just guessing but they might be sick of you as well. If you're still working there prospective employers will not contact them.
2007-02-13 19:56:04 · answer #3 · answered by Roadkill 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jump in front of a very large fast moving truck, you'll get sick real quick and may never have to work again
2007-02-13 19:52:55 · answer #4 · answered by Dave 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Female problems
The runs
Or if you want some authentic illnesses, buy some fish from hook up man's trunk, leave it out for an hour and make sushi.
2007-02-13 19:50:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Tchaikovsky got naked and walked in a river in the dead of winter to get the flu.
2007-02-13 20:40:08 · answer #6 · answered by dan h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit.
2007-02-13 19:49:37 · answer #7 · answered by For my next trick... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't sleep one whole night, surely you'll get sick . .
2007-02-13 20:50:35 · answer #8 · answered by Hattan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lie.
2007-02-13 19:50:17 · answer #9 · answered by Enrique v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lick a public door knob.
2007-02-13 20:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by corryglory 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋