Why do men like to take a magazine into the toilet when they do a number 2?
Why do a lot of males do that. I can't say I have ever seen a female do it. But that doesn't mean girls don't do it. It just seems to be a male thing to do.
When I was a flight attendant I even saw a male passenger take a magazine into the toilet on the Aircraft. I was only a short flight.
Why do guys do that?
All answers welcome, funny or not
2007-02-13 11:36:13 · 13 answers · asked by KONG 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
gotta pass the time.
Men love their time on the toilet.
I like to run down the hall with a magazine and yell "it's time!"
2007-02-13 11:38:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do it all the time. I have a magazine rack in the bathroom. The way I look at it, you can either sit there and stare at the wall, or you can read People magazine.
2007-02-13 11:43:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
great question. i always wonder too. when their done pooing do they just let it sit in the toilet until their done with the magazine or give constant courtesy flushes and keep reading? i dont get it
2007-02-13 11:39:55 · answer #3 · answered by Boop 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Men are really from MARS haha
Yeah its probably an escape away from the little woman haha
edit
plus they think their sh*t don't stink !!
2007-02-13 15:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by ausblue 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only place they can find peace and quiet.It a;so calms your nerves down, maybe goes back to childhood. feeling of being protected.
2007-02-13 11:42:34 · answer #5 · answered by ann m 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They probably get tired of reading the back of the shampoo, shower gel and conditioner bottles! :-)
2007-02-13 11:40:30 · answer #6 · answered by Enchanted 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They use the pages to line the toilet seat so they don't get kooties. That's why....
2007-02-13 11:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
SADLY, THIS SUIT IS ONE PIECE WITH NO ZIPPER
I HAVE NOT DONE #2 IN 6 YEARS !!
BUT I STILL SIT AND READ IN THERE !
2007-02-13 11:43:34 · answer #8 · answered by DR. BICKEL 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
that's thinking time. Plus you want get bothered by any one. That why you don't flush..
2007-02-13 11:43:57 · answer #9 · answered by mjnjtfox 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
B/c men are multi-taskers
2007-02-13 11:41:45 · answer #10 · answered by LaFemmeNakia 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋