2007-02-13 11:35:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Call them and tell them you were trying a new postion in the bedroom and the superglue did not work they way it was meant too and now you are kinda stuck......they should leave you alone for the night
2007-02-13 11:45:29 · answer #1 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come over to my house for a game of twister and I'll phone them and tell them I've kidnapped you. I can even ask for a ransom and share it with you. Shall we go somewhere tropical?
2007-02-13 11:40:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm so dizzy. For some reason, every time I try to stand up, I fall down." (Be sure to omit the part about you've been drinking all day.)
2007-02-13 11:47:27 · answer #3 · answered by rosey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them a that you are patching up the hole in your house that the meteor put there last night.
2007-02-13 11:40:10 · answer #4 · answered by Son of Krypton 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call in and tell them you're to drunk to work.
2007-02-13 11:41:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont show up for work lol
2007-02-13 11:39:37 · answer #6 · answered by ghostwalker077 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dog ate your car keys and you have to wait for them ...
2007-02-13 11:39:08 · answer #7 · answered by Your Angel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
being sick, quiting, getting fired, leaving and never coming bac...
2007-02-13 11:39:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell em your pregnant and feeling sick
2007-02-13 19:56:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*tell them you are in LABOR.............
men, moan and groan a bit more to be believable
2007-02-13 11:57:57 · answer #10 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋