Calling all guys to answer; sex question from a female?

Question

I want to pleasure myself at my desk. Any ideas of how to do it at work. I have a somewhat private desk.

Answer 1

Try Ben Waa balls... or a small electric insertable vibrator...

Answer 2

1) is this to be done on your break time? Lunch hour? OR did you expect your boss to pay for your "pleasure time?"
2) Use a loud vibrator, but sharpen pencils in an electric pencil sharpener at the same time...will mask most of the sound of the vibrator
3) IF you use an electric vibrator, make sure it will not cause a brown out in the building (sure givaway that something is amiss)

Answer 3

Mmmm. Firstly, I'd like to point out DON'T, if you get busted it might not be just embarrassing, you could lose your job. better to wait till home.

That said, it depends how into it you want to get. Often a well positioned, discreet finger fling can get you off, but if you need something a little more heavy duty, you could opt for a vibrator. I'd suggest one that's damned quiet, lest someone walks in and wonders what that hum is. Of course, a standard dildo may suffice.

But yeah, discreetness is the key.

Answer 4

You really should let me hide under your desk, you don't
want to over work yourself!!!

A tongue too die for

Answer 5

1. use your fingers
2. get vibrating underwear
3. sex toys
4. get someone under your desk

Answer 6

I'd say to wear a skirt and no panties. Then just use a dildo or your fingers. My question is to you; what happens when you have an orgasm?

Answer 7

Get on with your work. That comes before pleasure. Geddit?

Answer 8

I'd tell you, but I am too busy pleasuring myself.

Answer 9

wear a skirt, no panties, and let your fingers doe the walking

Answer 10

buy one of the boytoy thingies and then get creative with it