trying to find the words of some Billy Connolly songs?

Question

sergeant where's mine
three men frae carrantyne

Answer 1

www.billyconnolly.com

Answer 2

I'M ASKING YOU SERGEANT WHERE'S MINE

I'm lyin' in bed, I'm in room twenty-six
Thinkin' on things that I've done
Like drinkin' wi' squaddies and bullin' my boots
I'm countin' the medals I've won

These hospital wards they're all drab lookin' joints
But the ceiling's as much as I see
It could do with a wee touch of paper or paint
But then again maybe that's me

Oh sergeant is this the adventure you meant
When I put my name down on the line
All that talk of computers and sunshine and skis
Oh I'm askin' you sergeant where's mine

I've a brother in Glasgow wi' long curly hair
When I joined up he said I was daft
He says shootin' strangers just is nae his game
That brother of mine is nae saft

But I can put up wi' most things I've done in my time
I can even put up with the pains
But what do you do with a gun in your hand
When you're faced with a hundred odd wanes

Oh sergeant is this the adventure you meant
When I put my name down on the line
All that talk of computers and sunshine and skis
Oh I'm askin' you sergeant where's mine

Oh sergeant is this the adventure you meant
When I put my name down on the line
All that talk of computers and sunshine and skis
Oh I'm askin' you sergeant where's mine

Oh sergeant is this the adventure you meant
When I put my name down on the line
All that talk of computers and sunshine and skis
Oh I'm askin' you sergeant where's mine

THREE MEN FRAE CARNTYNE

Three men frae Carntyne went to join the parish
Three men frae Carntyne went to join the parish

Three men frae Carntyne and a bottle of wine
Went to join the parish

Three men frae Carntyne and a bottle of wine and five Woodbine
Went to join the parish

Three men frae Carntyne and a bottle of wine and five Woodbine
And a big black Greyhound dog named Bob
Went to join the parish

Three men frae Carntyne and a bottle of wine and five Woodbine
And a big black Greyhound dog named Bob frae up oor close
Went to join the parish

Three men frae Carntyne and a bottle of wine and five Woodbine
And a big black Greyhound dog named Bob frae up oor close
And wee Agnes oot the dairy who's been skelly since the Milanda boy
Hit her on the heid wi' a breidboard
Went to join the parish

Three men frae Carntyne and a bottle of wine and five Woodbine
And a big black Greyhound dog named Bob frae up oor close
And wee Agnes oot the dairy who's been skelly since the Milanda boy
Hit her on the heid wi' a breidboard and went oot an' didnae shut the door
And forgot to apologize
Went to join the parish

And it was shut!


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