Pass gas today? Did U "Toot" today? Did U "Poof" today?
2007-02-13 08:13:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes I did! I was a regular methane production factory! And most of the day I was at the clinic and had to do disquise farts. You know, drop a book and fart at the same time, that kind of stuff? By the time I got home, my bum was so burnt from the blast furnace that it hurt to sit down. So I filled the bath tub and took a sitz bath to calm the raging anus. My but still hurts from having to subdue farts that were a full sphincter-level 10!! I rattled around in a drawer and found an old tube of Preparation H. It's made from shark oil so I didn't think it mattered how old it was. Well that was my day from the anus angle. Please accept my complete report. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
2007-02-13 17:08:59 · answer #1 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course the average male and female doing 18 times a day.
that is right, 18 times a day.
2007-02-14 00:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I broke wind, quite loudly as a matter of fact. In the morning, it's how I let my kids know I'm awake.
2007-02-14 00:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by feather girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TOOT TOOT!!! Like the choo choo that could! I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN! I CAN, OH NO Amused One I did it again! U R SOOOO MUCH FUN!!!! Get back amused one TOOT! TOOT!
2007-02-13 18:35:42 · answer #4 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, but I did yesterday at my boyfriend's house and then blamed it on the dog lol
2007-02-13 21:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by cutie pie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes,No and Maybe!How Ya been?
2007-02-13 16:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by IAM2INSANE 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋