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2007-02-13 08:13:30 · 13 answers · asked by MangoTango 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sort of sad, need a good laugh thx
2007-02-13 08:16:40 · update #1
I'm not sure that it's the funniest that I have but it's the first one that popped into my head.
When my son was younger he wanted his name to be Bob and when I went to pick him up from school on the first day of kindergarten I went to introduce myself to the teacher and I said "Hi, i'm Michael's mom" and she said "Michael? He told me that his name is Bob!".
2007-02-13 08:24:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was on Jay Leno's 'Headlines.'
There was a man driving down a busy road, got distracted by another driver, and drove into a ditch.
The cops come to ask the driver what caused the accident and the driver told them that he looked over to his left and noticed another driver yelling and raising his fist at him. So the cops asked the driver what the other driver was saying, and the guy said he really couldn't understand what the road rage guy had said but it sounded like "You clucking grass mole."
2007-02-13 16:33:33 · answer #2 · answered by Ella 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2007-02-13 16:19:26 · answer #3 · answered by mjnjtfox 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK - once there was this guy working in a store and women calls and asks for the price on Tampax. Well he thought she said thumb tacks -so he goes back to the hardware and picks up the different kind of tacks. He goes back to the phone and says "what kind do want the kind you push in or the kind you pound in with a hammer?"
2007-02-13 16:18:48 · answer #4 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The fact that my dad and his friends (during childhood) built a snowman over a bollard, knowing the cops deliberately plowed into snowmen in their cars.
2007-02-13 16:17:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well.. I heard once about this person who was down so their Friend sent them several, actually a total of ten, puns to try and cheer them up...but. you what...no pun in ten did....
2007-02-13 16:25:23 · answer #6 · answered by dj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can learn a lot on Yahoo answers!
2007-02-13 16:16:57 · answer #7 · answered by Jack Tax 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a funny story once, the end;
okay, really
this one guy was hitting on me and he was so ugly i honestly threw up all over him...ewwwe
and my friend when she had first got her period and was using a tampon, (forgetting to tuck the string in)was talking to this really hot guy. tammy said"raychel, you have a string, i got it" and tammy yanked out the tampon, as raychel, tammy, and the hot boy stared in horror at the bloody tampon on the floor...
2007-02-13 16:18:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
1st ghost said boo 2nd ghost went and hide
2007-02-13 16:24:57 · answer #9 · answered by casper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
our son was about three and he said look mom and dad look my pee pee is stiff like a big tree lol it was funny at the time !
2007-02-13 16:19:20 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋