Last night my wife came home from work early, which is rather odd, see she works 14 hours a day to pay the morgagte and the bills, because I am to busy with my hobbies to be bothered to work, I am an avid gun collector and my hobby is the most important thing in the world, Anyways she came home early from work and caught me in bed with her 18 year old sister, and she had the gull to freak out. I aksed her what her problem was and why the hell she wasn't at work anymore, Like I said we have a morgagte to pay. She started crying and screaming how could I do this? Well the truth is I was just practising for her for valintines day, her fine little sister understood, and since she is a stripper at the local titty bar, she offered to show me some moves to perform on my wife. How do I convince her that tapping her sweet sister's fine @ss was all for my wifes pleasure and enjoyment on valintines day?
2007-02-13 07:38:21 · 17 answers · asked by K S 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
In your dreams.
2007-02-13 07:45:15 · answer #1 · answered by pater47 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA,that is the dumpest thing i have ever heard since a while,HAHAHAHAHAHAHA,u cracked me up laughing,either way u r a complete ediot,or a wise @ss,but for sure u need serious help,if what u say is true,and that is a big IF,then ur poor wife should dump a loser with no life like u away behind her back with out even looking back,u need some serious help man,go get a life and some hobby or work that actually pays the bills at the end of the month,and again i say HAHAHAHAHAHAHA,i can not stop loughing at this shi.t u got ur self into,HAHAHAHAHA,good luck in getting a real life.
2007-02-16 00:40:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't blame her. You freeload of her and cheat with her sister on her. I don't blame her for being humiliated. If I were her I'd get a divorce and kick you out so you'd actually have to work for a living.
2007-02-13 16:10:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is such a ******** story but you could just put yourself out of the misery of your sad little life and use your hobbie on yourself.Moron.
2007-02-16 00:23:55 · answer #4 · answered by Miz Val 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say you convince her to sleep with you once more to judge your performance and if she noticed any improvement so she now know who to thank (Her sister's fine @ss)
2007-02-13 15:56:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your a **** i cant believe your mad at her for being mad at you when she unlike you have every right to be mad at you no matter what you say the reason for cheating and not just cheating but as you so Finlay put it tapping her little sister you need to grow a brain
2007-02-13 16:25:00 · answer #6 · answered by nikie_atkinson 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yea same s h i t happened 2 my friend but the girls that were
f u c k i n g him were your sister and your mom so y dont u and your sister and mother die
2007-02-14 06:48:09 · answer #7 · answered by sonia g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would start by using spell check before you post any questions.
2007-02-13 16:39:54 · answer #8 · answered by tomimegi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pack your bags buddy, that's the lamest excuse I have ever heard.
2007-02-13 15:54:42 · answer #9 · answered by Scully 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i say move, change your name an pray she dont find you,,, first it was wrong in you for going to bed with her sister,2th you should found a better spot to do it,,,,,rember she wont belive any thing you say now,, i say you you in big trouble
2007-02-13 16:39:35 · answer #10 · answered by ghostwalker077 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋