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These would be fun stories about stupid people named Dan.

Along with my "t*ts on a board" quotation, I would like to add the following:

"I'm so glad I'm a guy- guys don't get prostate cancer"

"This bag is freaking heavy. I bet it weighs three pounds" (While holding a bag that contained 20 quarter pounder cheeseburgers that we had picked up for his lunch buddies at the construction site he was working at)

"She told me she loves me more than you anyway" (In a heated debate about visitation- referencing our then eight week old daughter- quite the vocabulary she had)

2007-02-13 07:34:27 · 6 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

I love you too Uncle Billy :P

2007-02-13 07:38:43 · update #1

6 answers

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2007-02-13 07:37:12 · answer #1 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 1 0

You know my name is Dan, and I'm a Jr. hence...DJ..hmm never said that on here before.I dont know the Dan you're talking about but believe me I have said some pretty stupid and lame stuff..but I think guys named Bob or Charley or Sam..etc..etc do to...( No offense taken...I just wish this guy wasn't screwing up the name for the rest of us Dan's)

2007-02-13 15:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by dj 4 · 1 0

Wow your daughter could say all that at 6 weeks. Your ex is a real straw grabber isn't he.... Sounds like his mouth moves, but his brain just spins in one place...

2007-02-13 15:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by P-Nut 7 · 0 0

Hmmm, I'm having a 80's overdoes moment

2007-02-13 15:35:32 · answer #4 · answered by No Trespassing 4 · 0 0

you sure can pick em girl, jk ;)

2007-02-13 15:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

nope.

2007-02-13 15:37:48 · answer #6 · answered by RANDELL 7 · 0 0

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