2007-02-13 07:20:02 · 22 answers · asked by smile 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Say you have diarrhea. no one questions diarrhea. They don't like to think that you're talking to them from the john. Or if you're in a cold area, say a pipe bust at home and you have to wait for the plummer to come take care of it. That actually happened to me one year. So annoying, but I had no choice but to stay home and wait for it to be fixed, I couldn't shower I couldn't brush my teeth or wash my face in that frigid water.
2007-02-13 07:22:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Get some one to do it for you, or ring in first thing and put a scarf over your mouth so you sound just awful.
Remember though you can fool some of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time..or words to that effect.
2007-02-13 07:25:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call right when you wake up in the morning, that way you sound very tired and your voice will be more raspy. Don't have more than one reason, the more you talk, the less likely it is that your boss will believe you. Just say you haven't been feeling well and you aren't going to make it out of bed today.
2007-02-13 07:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by Hawkeyegirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last time I threw a sickie, I put a bit of tissue in my mouth to muffle my voice and said I had an abcess and my face was swollen!!
2007-02-13 07:24:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you phone into work tell them that you are suffering so bad from Diarrohea that you are having to make the call from being sat on the toilet on a mobile or the handsfree.
2007-02-13 07:27:49 · answer #5 · answered by mickey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get someone else to phone saying you have flu or sickness.
2007-02-17 06:00:18 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be honest or either say u have a very dangerous dieases and that u r likely to die in 6 months.
2007-02-13 07:26:20 · answer #7 · answered by Fan_Crazy_WWE 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call your employer about 8:45 and sound rough on the phone.Good luck.
2007-02-13 07:23:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you really sick then just ring in you are telling the truth. If not then go to work you skiver.
2007-02-13 07:23:27 · answer #9 · answered by mrhoppy22 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Say you have a case of the scoots, that's the best way, nobody want that at work.
2007-02-13 07:24:43 · answer #10 · answered by jaamat6 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
punch yourself in the throat before making the call. That should add some raspiness to your voice!
2007-02-13 07:23:06 · answer #11 · answered by ♣ 4x4 ♠ 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋