1) dont have a s..t with your trousers on
2) don t eat yellow snow
2007-02-13 06:37:41 · 11 answers · asked by billbessrocks 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Don't sneeze with your mouth full of food
Don't fart when you have the runs
Check that there's toilet paper available before you take a dump.
For girls. Don't wear a tee shirt without a bra in cold weather.
For guys, Don't take your pants off too quick when you've a hard on and don't zip up after a pee too quick to avoid a nipped scrotum or drip stains on your pants.
Don't take a laxative half an hour before you board a bus.
When someone tells you their pet died ... don't laugh.
Don't scratch your genitals in public.
Don't break wind in church.
2007-02-13 07:00:42 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Never befriend a mathematical genius.
2. Always carry more than two cannisters of explosives.
3. Jelly babies help break awkward social gatherings.
4. If plan A fails, use plan B.
5. A multicoloured jacket is not a fashion statement.
6. Anyone with a duck on their head is evil.
2007-02-13 06:43:30 · answer #2 · answered by Julia Sugarbaker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Egg cartons make ideal storage containers for golf ball, except their to small.
Dont pay for dry cleaning. Just drop your clothes off at a charity shop and you can buy them back next day for 50p
Dont buy expensive "ribbed" condoms, just use normal ones and drop a handful of peas in
Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirriing a lump of lard.
Deter goldfish from having sex by throwing a small bucket of air over any that you catch in the act.
WHEN reading a book try tearing out the pages as you read them. This saves the expense of buying a bookmark, and the pages can later be used for shopping lists.
2007-02-13 06:44:59 · answer #3 · answered by Girugamesh 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds more like common sense than a tip!
DA!
2007-02-13 06:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by Bloodsucker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you are a genius. You just forgot, really if the vans a rockin' you probably don't want to go knockin'--unless it's your van.
2007-02-13 06:46:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never have the first pancake.
Look both ways before you cross the road.
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2007-02-13 17:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3.) don't run with scissors,
4.) don't have a cow,
5.) don't put the cart before the horse
6.) don't count your chicks before they hatch,
7.) don't worry about death, it always finds you...
how many do you want.
2007-02-13 06:43:14 · answer #7 · answered by GA-Seagull 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont throw up or spit into the wind.
2007-02-13 06:49:24 · answer #8 · answered by ian p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't spit in the wind
don't pee on electric fences
2007-02-13 07:22:02 · answer #9 · answered by tiggernck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
persumption is the mother of all fu ck ups
2007-02-13 07:36:00 · answer #10 · answered by Shiv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋