I want to move to a nicer area of London, so I need money quick.
I'm mid twenties, not bad looking male, well house trained. Good at house work, cooking, and generally doing what I'm told
Who will start the bidding at 50 pence?
Non-serious enquiries only please.
Terms and Conditions apply.
14 day money back guarantee if not completely satisfied with product.
2007-02-13 05:48:33 · 11 answers · asked by Aries 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
i dont live in London but i live by the sea in Cornwall. I will bid £100 for you.....you can live in my summer house....i will feed you 4 times a day...bring you breakfast in bed and give you beer each night...I will massage your aching back after all your chores are done...Do i win........
2007-02-13 06:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do realise that if I buy you, You will be my property and I therefore shall disallow you from having any possesions eg. a house in London, money etc.
Anyhow, I bid 200 Norwegian Kroner
2007-02-14 13:58:48 · answer #2 · answered by Benny Zuko, The All-Knowing cat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave the toilet seat up or down?
Do you do Windows (inside & out)?
Do you relinquish the remote control?
Limited SPORTS viewing?
Sorry, not in the market. Besides I only have US dollars and MX Pesos.
Thanks for the chuckle.
2007-02-13 13:59:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do I get for fifty pence? A twenty something who has nothing in common with me and probably has me listed under 'old farts'.
No Deal!
2007-02-13 13:59:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I live in canada but I'm always interested in buying imports. Imported is often better. I'll bid 1 pound.
2007-02-13 13:56:49 · answer #5 · answered by Bethe W 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I bid 51p for you to be my lap-boy
for me to use and abuse
and to make me the odd cup of tea! :P
2007-02-13 18:13:36 · answer #6 · answered by keeley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooohhhh llalaalla.. why can't we have men like you in the us, I don't know how much 50 pence is, but I raise it alot.. I'd just want you as my *** slave though, and a little light housework!!!!
2007-02-13 13:57:48 · answer #7 · answered by sick of fakes.. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
can't compete with £100 and summer house but never mind you made me laugh bless you.xxxx
2007-02-13 14:45:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I try before I buy?
2007-02-13 15:44:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't live in a nice area, so you couldn't move in with me!!!
2007-02-13 14:05:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋