as you can see im a stallion of a man and could do a lot better than my wife who has celulite on her walnut crusher thighs.
2007-02-13 05:29:36 · 82 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I think you should stop yelling (all caps) and stop stealing other people's photos off the internet. *rolls eyes*
2007-02-13 05:31:56 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 10⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry to break the news.... but..... she dumped you and took the kids with her last week. She said that the 'stallion' in you had grazed the last piece of grass. The hair cut you insist on wearing on that oversized head of yours (her words not mine), was just too much to bear. She also said that you were a bit slow on noticing things. Don't know what she meant by that though.
Your dear friend
2007-02-17 03:11:51 · answer #2 · answered by Curious39 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if you girlfriend is a part of your stallion club. Oh and make your she has the "no cellulite bearing, walnut crushing EVER" stamp tatooed on her thighs, otherwise you might just be in the same situation down the line. And what unremarkable qualities do your children bear?
2007-02-13 05:35:50 · answer #3 · answered by B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you for real!!!!
Your don't deserve to have kids if you can just say ...dump them, as if they mean nothing to you! Your wife has given you the most precious gift ever.
If i were you I'd be carefull...you wont always have your looks, an when their gone you just be a lonely old bitter man.
2007-02-13 06:49:39 · answer #4 · answered by Danni 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear shallow
How about she dumps you and finds a guy who loves her rather than a creep who doesn't care whether he hurts his family buy having a girl friend on the side.
A lesson you need to learn modesty is always beter than vanity any day.
A thought for your future - when you are older and your looks are fading no one will want you and you will be one of those lonely old men trying to hold onto his youth chasing after the young women to make him feel better - and boy will the girls be laughing at you.
Strongest advice I can offer is rethink your values or you will regret it in later life.
2007-02-13 05:41:54 · answer #5 · answered by barneysmommy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey, looks fade. Your attitude sucks and your woman is more than likely messing around on you anyway. You are the only who thinks you are a "stallion". Your wife could always lose weight but you would still be a jerk. Guess she is the beautiful one in your relationship.
2007-02-13 05:35:23 · answer #6 · answered by cookie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
maybe she should dump you and leave you with the kids for a while.. just long enough for her to have some me time,spoil herself,get out,maybe go to the gym,get back in shape after bearing YOUR CHILDREN. then maybe you will see & realise that us girls dont really have the time to keep our bodies looking as great as we would love after having children & looking after you blokes (dont take it to heart you men out there but u have to admit we do spoil you).... by the time she's had a few months of pampering she'll be the one with the great body and your muscles (if they are yours,doubt it) will of turned to fat and you will be the one getting dumped.. by your girlfriend... be a man & give it a go or better still shut up & stop asking stupid Q's
2007-02-13 07:27:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
AS soon as she sees this question she will probably dump you so that simplifies your decision. After she collects your money as alimony you will end up having to rent a barn and live with the other stallions in there.
2007-02-13 05:37:54 · answer #8 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha people that put a pic up like that are wannabes* You sooooooooo WISH you had a body like that*~ I bet your wife is the best thing that ever happend to you* and she can't be that "bad looking" or you would never have married her, cuz you're too much into yourself. I hope she leaves you and takes those precious children with her. She'd be soooooooooooooo BETTER off without ya*....You need to wakeup , smell the coffee and get a Life*.......as you don't have one* Mr.Wannabe* hahhahhahahhahha
2007-02-13 05:35:21 · answer #9 · answered by friskymisty01 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You Jerk, you dont deserve better its the other way round, your not good enough for her. Grow up mate get a life you have kids do you really think thats fair on them but having a girlfriend already is even worse one day you will be treated the same way you have treated your wife and trust me you want like as it hurts.
God repays you in mysterious ways.............. I hope you get ditched and treated the way you have treated your wife.
2007-02-13 08:51:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that she should dump you. Remember that your girlfriend will date a married man and her boyfriend is willing to cheat on his wife. You are no bargain! This stallion of a man is actually a horse's ***!
2007-02-13 05:37:49 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋