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I briefly briefly! spoke to a guy in a grocery store, and then he said "I never thought I'd meet someone here!" I said "You still haven't."

Ok, that wasn't really cheesy, but it's funny in retrospect.

2007-02-13 04:46:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

On my way to the breakroom, a co-worker asked me to bring him a spoon back when I was finished with my break. When I handed him the spoon, he said "Now I can just eat you up". I couldn't help it, right in front of him, I started laughing.

2007-02-13 04:42:55 · answer #2 · answered by crazyone 3 · 2 0

My all-time favorite cheesy pick up line someone said to me, to date, was a Brad Pitt line. That's what we call them here...I live about 30-45min. away from where Brad Pitt hails. Anywho, a guy said to me, "You know, my ex-girlfriend worked at a gas station when Brad Pitt's mom came in to get gas and her card was declined."

2007-02-13 06:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by garfield 3 · 1 1

I used to be a cashier at a movie theatre concession stand, and one slow night, a guy came up to me and asked, "Do you wash those pants in windex because I can see myself in them." I just looked at him like he was an idiot. He just muttered something and walked back to his movie. I can't believe he had the balls to say something that stupid to me! But I will never ever forget that moment!

2007-02-13 05:40:59 · answer #4 · answered by kim 2 · 3 0

" I can tell that your a special girl..."

2007-02-13 04:40:45 · answer #5 · answered by K Girl 6 · 1 1

nice shoes~wanna fcuk?

2007-02-13 04:35:47 · answer #6 · answered by steelers917 5 · 1 1

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