my love is like a cabbage
divided into two
the leaves i give to others
the heart i give to you
chocolate is brown
roses are red
if you wont be my valentine
i will ask someone else instead
2007-02-13 03:58:23 · 18 answers · asked by Snot Me 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Valentine's Day
i am married and not trying to swoon anyone
2007-02-13 04:33:51 · update #1
I like them all, but I do have a sense of humour!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-13 06:10:20 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you really know the person. If she has a dark sense of humor like me, she will laugh.
I personally thought #1 was funny but I am a HUGE
Kids in The Hall fan and so that leaves me with one question for you:
Why won't you let me forget that I have a CABBAGE FOR A HEAD?!?
2007-02-13 12:12:14 · answer #2 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well not really, i don't think anyone would want half a cabbage and saying 'if you wont be my valentine
i will ask someone else instead' would mean they can be replaced easily and are no more special to u than everyone else. Try looking or thinking romantic things to put in there.
2007-02-13 12:10:27 · answer #3 · answered by Shambolic 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They are funny, and if you're looking for a laugh they are great. If you're really trying to swoon someone, I'd say back to the drawing board!
:-)
2007-02-13 12:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by Marlietta 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd give you a slap in the face if you put that in my card! The best thing you can write is the most simplest...I Love You
2007-02-13 12:26:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well if thatswhat your going to put well dont expect much as thats nothing if you realy are that stuck put this in it so much more romantic
you are my candle burning brite
you are there for me every night
to keep me warm and sqeeze me tight
but theres one thing i know is true you
are my valentine and thats why i love you
what has happend that my dream has come true
to meet my soulmateand i know thats you who
makes me happy when i am blue and i know you
know that specile person is you
2007-02-13 12:19:33 · answer #6 · answered by cristle 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The first one is cute and unique. But the second one...not cool.
2007-02-13 12:07:28 · answer #7 · answered by n.t. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it really depends on Ur wife's sence of humor personally i think they're ok prefer the last one
2007-02-13 12:39:39 · answer #8 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too many chocolates can give you a sugar rush. Don't do anything rash when this happens.
2007-02-13 12:12:57 · answer #9 · answered by Extra Blue Note 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think there way cute! but if your trying to be romatic then you may wanna cconcider something else...but i your just trying to be cute and funny then there perfect!!!
2007-02-13 12:09:59 · answer #10 · answered by ♥chikalee♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋