2007-02-13 03:49:29 · 28 answers · asked by pigletsam 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
i sat on a used condom
in the dark
and i only found this .out
when i dropped a sweet
between my legs
fumbled about with my
hand under my backside
trying to retreive it
and pulled that out from underneath me instead
i wasnt really sure what it was
until i lifted it up in front of the screen
for light,and i was holding the closed end of it..yuk!!that fleapits closed down now.and its been burnt out by vandals...thankfully
2007-02-13 04:17:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was long ago I was around twenty one or so.Me and a pal fired up a pot bowl on the first row of a crowded charlotte theatre.We got away with it,he stopped smoking after a toke or two.Not I,I enjoyed the movie.However as I grew older and quit smoking pot i realized patrons must have seen the smoke rising as we sat in the middle of the theatre on the front row.I wander if my old friend ever sold the whole pound he had in his closet.He said it was getting him thru college and helping with his tuition.At the time I amazed to see a whole pound of reefer,I felt big and bad to have such a friend.We went our seperate ways when he married a real big britch.
2007-02-13 11:56:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Been with a nice looking girl, that took off her shoes, when the lights went down.
Had to sit through the 6th sense, smelling her funkey foot smell
2007-02-13 11:53:36 · answer #3 · answered by duster 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smuggled in food we were not supposed to have. But I was so tired of popcorn and Slush Puppies so we always bought nice big hotdogs and other stuff and hid it in a bag. That's about it. Boring, isn't it.
2007-02-13 12:20:29 · answer #4 · answered by Blodeuedd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen a Tom Cruise film
2007-02-13 11:52:47 · answer #5 · answered by eike 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Paying good money to see the film "The Preacher's Wife" to watch that bytch Whitney Houston trying to act.
2007-02-13 11:56:29 · answer #6 · answered by castle h 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Left before the film started! OOOps!
2007-02-13 11:52:25 · answer #7 · answered by blue1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst thing i did was ....i farted loudly when a suspense scene was going on and there was pin drop silence
2007-02-13 11:53:53 · answer #8 · answered by Pretty 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Watched the whole movie: Rhinestone Cowboy. That's ninety minutes of my life I'll never get back.
2007-02-13 11:53:25 · answer #9 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When i was a kid i spilt a drink over my dad once, i was balancing my drink between my legs and knocked it somehow and he got a soaking of drink all over his knee and crotch! He was so annoyed throughout the whole film... sorry dad!
2007-02-13 13:08:14 · answer #10 · answered by monkey kyle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋