Here is how we make Britain great again...?

Question

Stop Immigration immediately.
Help people who CANT work, let the people who WONT work rot.
Free education for Teachers, Nurses, Doctors.
Deport foreign criminals.
Capital punishment for Murderers and Peedos.
Ban people without work from having children.

I am seriously considering running for Prime Minister. I would look after the British people first and see what I could do for the rest. Failing that, I'll be England football manager.

Answer 1

I like your style, direct and to the point, i`ll vote for that.

Answer 2

There would be no need for immigration if the great British family unit had survived. Birmingham the second city(HA!), in their wisdom, systematically dissembled the close family homes that had existed since the old queen died dispersing family members far and wide to the back of beyond. The old way involved a huge support network for many generations in one family to support each other and instill discipline, respect, and child minding for the working moms, all within streets of each other. Fragmenting the family led to fewer children being born partly due to support and also cost. The large families who took care of gran and grandad vanished, in it's place we have an average of two kids disgraceful "old peoples homes" and taxation of extortionist proportions. Help has to be given to single mothers and immigrants have to be allowed in or there just wouldn't be enough workers creating taxes for the future. I don't like this scenario but here we have it. Why can't we operate a policy like Australia and filter the immigration to suit the need of the country and try to restructure the old "family" through housing etc. The only winners in this country are those large families who stick together and support each other. Their numbers are growing and we are not on the list.

Answer 3

If you are as underqualified to be England manager as you appear to be to be Prime Minister, then I say damn it, go for it my son!

You've hardly got a tough act to follow and there should be a situations vacant ad eminating from Soho Square in the not too distant future.

As for your political aspirations, there is one unexplained flaw in your political agenda though.

Immigration, if stopped for everyone, would mean that no foreigners could enter the UK, and you would be resticted to managing only home nation fixtures at the new Wembley Stadium.

The public would soon tire of your xenophobic foreign policy because it would also mean that the majority of English football league teams would be deprived of their star talent.

Before you know it, Crouch and Heskey would be hogging the MOTD limelight, and El Tel would be back in a Premiership hotseat.

People would begin to hate you because for most people, football is way more important than politics.

The Murdoch press would pillory you because Sky Sports subscriptions were in freefall, and nobody would want to buy their ad slots.

I say you integrate both ambitions. Why not go for the double as England Manager and Prime Minister?

You could perhaps keep the crowds and TV companies happy by promising live half-time executions of your chosen objects of hatred that week.

Furthermore, if by say the January transfer window, the execution of murderers arent warming the cockles of Joe Public anymore, you could use your intricate football knowledge of the rotational squad system to drop the killers, and instead castrate paedophiles, or maybe offer live torture of any Centre Half that conceded a last minute penalty to Scotland?

Answer 4

why cant it be left to the british people to make these decisions instead of politicians and the like? I agree with some of your statements and it would be great if they happened, but to be honest, i think this country has fallen too far backwards now to ever get back to being "great". We could try and implement some of those ideas, but there would now always be opposing people for what ever we may suggest, due to human rights, race, religion...blah blah. Thing is, it's not up to us "joe blogs public" is it really, and i dont think it ever will be. Shame.

Answer 5

Hurry up and stand for election, what you say is a breath of fresh air after seeing governments systematically take the 'great' out of Britain. Everything you say is bang on and you would certainly have my vote. Shame there is not a party that have your views but that only means we live in Britain

Answer 6

Not bad but i would start by getting of the EU so you can implement your policies. I would also restore discipline in the home and schools and St Georges Day would become a public holiday . I also get the urge to kick out the neo Marxists from our schools and universities but maybe that's going to far.

Answer 7

YOU GET MY VOTE TOO!! :o)
there would be more jobs for UK people
less loosers claiming money for drugs
more people would get better careers bringing UK back up to standards it should be instead of the "FREE holiday" for all immigrants!
more space in prison - instead of letting pedos roam free to attack!!!!!!!!!... and i would get my fam n friends to vote too, not that it would take much to persuade them! ?! as they all feel the same.
is there actually anyone out there who supports the state Britain is today, apart from those who are getting the free ride?!?!?!?!

Answer 8

If you're thinking of building concentration camps to house all the people who will inevitably disagree with you, may I put in a tender for the barbed wire contract? I can also supply uniforms, boots and electric cattle prods if you're interested.

Answer 9

Britain will always great! .. its the best country in the world without exception.!!/ and the reason why it is - is simply because of its tolerance and willingness to adapt and prosper to new and challenging situations and ideas.

I'm afraid what you suggest would cause a great deal of trouble concern and ultimately loss of international standing!

Answer 10

Can I join your party?!

I'm sorry to the Politically Correct Brigade out there but I wholeheartedly agree with what this person is proposing!

Answer 11

Ignore politicians of all chalk and start to grow more of your own food.

increased self sufficiency is going to be the the key for the new Brittania.

reactionary schemes such as yours still make for a 'Us & Them' society, we have to move away from political doctrines.

For example 'Banning people without work from having children' will lead to even more immigration, you instead should encourage people without work to have more children and to care for more children, this modern work obsession is detrimental to the new Britannia I would like to see.