2007-02-13 02:48:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lindsay Lohan overdosed on maple syrup Monday while partying with Russell Crowe in his richshaw and was found naked with a spatula in her hand and a ferret between her buttocks.
2007-02-13 02:54:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
lindsay Lohan and Russel Crowe were having alot of fun together in the Rickshaw, when the Ferret got stuck in Lindsay because the used to much Maple Syrup before shoving it in. After 2 hours of prying and scraping with the spatula the ferret finally popped free they both finished their drinks and called it a night.
2007-02-13 02:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by Nash Wolfe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Russel Crowe had Lindsay Lohan in a rickshaw, covered in maple syrup, while chasing a ferret with a spatula! What, you didn't say it had to make sense!
2007-02-13 02:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Russel Crowe was was cruising for chicks in New York in a rickshaw pulled by a ferret when he saw Lindsay Lohan passed out drunk in the gutter so he scooped her up with a spatula and took her into an alley, covered her in maple syrup, and pancaked her.
2007-02-13 02:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by Crash 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Russel Crowe became angry with Lindsay Lohan but no telephone was available, so he used a spatula to fling a maple syrup covered ferret into her rickshaw.
2007-02-13 02:52:16 · answer #5 · answered by artisticallyderanged 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I can:
Amused0ne wants us to Use ALL the following in a sentence: Rickshaw, Lindsay Lohan, Russel Crowe, Maple Syrup, Ferret, Spatula .
2007-02-13 02:51:38 · answer #6 · answered by Baw 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Linsady Lohan was riding the rickshaw when Russel Crowe's ferret popped out to say hello bearing a maple-syrup covered spatula.
2007-02-13 02:50:45 · answer #7 · answered by cutie pie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rick-Shaw saw Russel Crowe kissin Lindsay Lohan and got jealous so he hit him with a spatula and cooked him with some maple syrup and fed him to the ferrets
2007-02-13 02:51:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Morning Lindsay
Can I help you Russ?
Valentine day
but don't make a fuss
Im a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll baste
It will make my day
Spatula strokes
With the feather-light touch
basting Maple syrup
On Russel's clutch
Rickshaw and china man
Toothy grin
Lindsay Lohan on all fours
Has just crawled in
Welcome to Lindsay Lohan
Now Crowe became a sage
Welcome to Lindsay Lohan
Welcome to the ferrets lair
Temptations on his way
Welcome to the house of fun
2007-02-13 17:11:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the news:
Utensil licker Lohan kills Crowe's pet rodent!!!!
While Lindsay Lohan was riding in her rickshaw licking her spatula, she skidded on some spilt maple syrup and accidently ran over Russel Crowe's ferret.
story at 11
2007-02-13 02:54:01 · answer #10 · answered by evilcharm1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋