I love movies, expecially funny ones, so I am always saying quotes from guys like Jim Carrey and Will Farrel...what is your favorite? By who and what movie?
"Mom!!!Meatloaf!!!F***!!!" - WF, wedding crashers
2007-02-13 02:17:21 · 34 answers · asked by dave k 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
"i'm gonna shoot you in the back of the head with a b.b. gun when you're not looking."
"champ here! i'm all about havin' FUN! y'know, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to seaworld, take my pants off.."
"LOUD NOISES!!"
-anchorman-
2007-02-13 02:21:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Jack: I've got a jar of dirrrt, and guess what's inside itt ..... "
"Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying."
Marty: It's a key!
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a *drawing* of a key....
Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks.
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we dont' have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?"
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
.... can you guess my favorite movie?
2007-02-13 04:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by Maybur 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Do you like movies about Gladiators?" -Airplane
"Daddy, would you like some sausage?" - Freddy Got Fingered
"Oh, it's a deep burn. I can barely raise my right arm cuz I did so many" - Anchorman
"I'm in a glass case of emotion" - Anchorman
"...my gentleman lover..." - Anchorman
"This is WAR, Peacock!" - Clue
"...flames on the side of my face...heaving breaths" -Clue
"I have to go to the can again!" - Murder by Death
"He was my BOYFRIEND!" - Young Frankenstein
"Did you say 'Abe Lincoln'?"- Robin Hood: Men in Tights
"and in a bad scottish accent...
"I can't do it Captain! I DON'T HAVE the POWER!" - Ace Ventura: Pet detective
"Churches! Very small rocks! Gravy!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"The pit of despair" - The Princess Bride
Have you ever met a person, you say. 'Let's get some parfait', they say, 'Hell no, I don't like no parfait'" - Shrek
2007-02-13 03:17:58 · answer #3 · answered by fyxe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WC Fields, not sure which film:
"Your're drunk" (snotty guy)
"Your're crazy, and tomorrow I'll be sober, but you will still be crazy" (WC Fields)
If you like this quote check out James McMurtry's song Red Dress. Lyrics have a nice variation on the theme.
2007-02-13 03:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by willowcat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a conspiracy of cartographers - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
No matter where you go, there you are - Buckaroo Banzai
Because you're an idiot - Heathers
I don't like cats, I like men and so do you - The Desk Set
2007-02-13 02:45:15 · answer #5 · answered by Queen of Cards 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Donkey: Wow, only a true friend would be that truely honest. Shrek 1
Andy Stitzer: I hope you have a big trunk... because I'm puttin' my bike in it. 40 Yr. Old V
Andy Stitzer: Yeah! I wanna shave your head. 40 Yr. Old V
2007-02-13 02:28:22 · answer #6 · answered by Jess_DH13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave the gun, take the cannoli- Godfather
Stop calling me Shirley
Have you ever been to a turkish prison?
- Airplane
I'm Dr. Rosenpenis
Dr. Rosenrosen, etc- Fletch
2007-02-13 02:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by Jennifer R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I love this question. Here's a star!
Anyways, my fav quote is
"I think I'm gonna be sick" said by Mitch in Not Another Teen Movie when him and his buddies are crawling in the vent. OMG! Everytime someone says that I crack up laughing!!!!!!!!
2007-02-13 02:24:48 · answer #8 · answered by ☆ Sarah ☆ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. don't waste my time." josh mostel, city slickers
"dis is beautiful. vat is dat, velvet?" eddie murphy, coming to america
"no time for the ol' in and out luv, i've just come to read the meter." malcolm mcdowell, a clockwork orange
"you've been eating retard sandwiches again." matt dillon, beautiful girls
"baby steps to the ___" bill murray, what about bob?
"i am not left-handed either." cary elwes, the princess bride
"have fun storming the castle!" billy crystal, the princess bride
2007-02-13 04:15:58 · answer #9 · answered by sevasxes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Lord of the Flame,
Hey Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.
Ice Age.
Surley, you're not serious. I am serious, and don't call me Sherly. Airport.
Nobody puts Baby in the corner. Dirty Dancing.
2007-02-13 04:51:51 · answer #10 · answered by cheery 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's just a flesh wound" Monty Python and the Holy Grail,
"Are you on drugs, Focker?" Meet the Parents
"Does this tie make me look fat?", "No, your face does" Tommy Boy
"Brother don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug!" Tommy Boy
"She turned me into a newt (pause) ...I got better" M.P.and the H.G.
"Here's looking at you kid" Casablanca
"...Don't call me Shirley" Airplane
"Here's to the start of a beautiful freindship" Casablanca
2007-02-13 02:27:08 · answer #11 · answered by Scott B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋