2007-02-13 02:10:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
the trouble is I don't want a handsome old man...I want a short fat ugly bald one-works both ways x
2007-02-13 04:11:02 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG - I have just had the most awful nightmare, I've just woken up and thought that I was that wife of the B A S T A R D who keeps putting bloody stupid things on YAHOO Answers. Thank F**k I m not!!! He'd be pushing up the daisy's this very minute with his balls showing to the world and for me to be able to kick them every day instead of leaving flowers for all the times you were horrible! Women might get frumpy, but frumpy is ok when your with the most ugly man on the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-13 05:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by KANGA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God you're so up your own *** arent' you!!!
Well, if men got PMT every month and had to walk around 9 months pregnant and give birth at the end of it plus look after their boyfriend's/husband's washing, ironing, cleaning etc. I think yous would get a bit frumpy too. I tell you the population of the world would less than half overnight if men had to give birth! Get real you idiot.
2007-02-13 03:01:50 · answer #3 · answered by Niks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!!!
I have one of you currently residing on my couch.
Sugar, you are NOT as handsome as you think you are, and women are really laughing AT you, NOT with you. Sure, you drive a cool car and have some money to flash. You have the car and are flashing the money because there is NO substance to you at all. You dress like a 20-year old, because that is where you are stuck at mentally. Physically, you are balding and fat and get your kicks putting your wife down (if you are even married, I suspect you are simply an idiot wasting time) because she is much more happier in her life than you, and you cannot stand it because you are having problems sexually. So, you pick a fight with your wife (whom you do not deserve) and go to either your momma's house or your sister/brothers hoping that they will feel sorry for your worthless ***.
2007-02-13 02:31:02 · answer #4 · answered by siriusblackpearl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You haven't looked at a lot of older men lately have you. Not just comb overs and pot bellies but hair growing out of the ears and nose. And what is up with the eyebrows? Yeah that is handsome. And then there is the need for Viagra, Rogaine, and a butt implant because most older men have frog butts. Your nose and ears grow to strange proportions and your dick shrinks and your balls fall. Damn it is a good thing I love my husband completely because this image is not just ugly it is scary! LOL!
2007-02-13 02:55:43 · answer #5 · answered by crosssgirll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men have one hormone, one level all the time. Women's hormones change all of the time, testosterone, estrogen, progesterone, among many others... that will play hell on the body.
But more importantly the fact that you would ask such a question in such a way suggests that you certainly don't mature much with age.
The truth is that women really don't getting SEXY until they reach their 30's.
2007-02-13 02:23:59 · answer #6 · answered by David P 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We may get frumpy, but you lot get soggy waists, baggy balls and erectile dysfunction. We can go to Ann summers! Who's laughing now!!!
2007-02-13 02:18:35 · answer #7 · answered by Marlene 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because us women have to run around after you men all the time so we don't have as much time as men do to take care of our selves
2007-02-13 02:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by nat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we look more tired because we have your children lookafter them and you.
and be honest most men get old fat and bald not handsome
2007-02-13 03:28:10 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs.H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you where my husband, I'd slip into a coma - you're so boring, change the record dude.
2007-02-13 02:18:58 · answer #10 · answered by Bee 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋