or plastic surgery for Valentines day or would divorce papers be better?
2007-02-13 01:38:19 · 83 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
LOL are u sure you're handsome?
2007-02-13 02:11:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am pretty that after 25 years of marriage, you are not as handsome as you were 25 years ago. With a ego like yours, it is no wonder that she looks haggard. You sound as though you have been unkind to her. What about her heart and soul. That is the problem with a lot of marriages we look at the mask and not the character of a person. I am not saying that she would not benefit from a makeover, as we get older we all could use a picker-upper, oh of course not you , bet you have beer belly flab around your waist If you really want ot be kind and get the best results, treat her to a makeover for herself and not because you want arm candy.I cannot imagine being married to a man for 25 years, probably had his children, with him through the good and the bad times and then all of a sudden, he is critical to my looks. You sound as though you are going through a mid-life crisis and may think that you are still attractive enough to get a younger women, but guess what your skin stretches and loses elasticity also.. If you were my husband and felt that way about me , you wouldn't have to worry about a divorce for I probably would have beat you to it long ago before you made me look haggard.
2007-02-13 02:03:26 · answer #2 · answered by myleshunt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Acctually, I'm going to be brutally honest!! That's fucked up!! I mean do whatever for Valentine's Day...but divorce papers because she's got "haggard"...well....let me guess...you want to go get wtih someone young and still has form?? Hmmm...what if they don't want you....I mean you think your handsome, but does anyone else?? I bet your wife is beautiful and after 25 years of putting up with you, I'd probably look pretty haggard too. So, I'd just say divorce her, not on Valentine's Day because she doesn't need a jack *** like you, but then again, you should be a man, and live up to your vows!! I'm not old either...I'm 18....but I just look at things differently, and I think you've crossed the line on this one buddy!!
2007-02-13 01:43:58 · answer #3 · answered by Sylvia W 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's great that you are still so handsome. How lucky for her. And considering how humble you are, she must have to tell you often. I think you should give her botox and plastic surgery. Let her choose, perhaps even some liposuction (if needed). Or, if you're not wealthy enough to bring her up to par, maybe you could have someone wave the ugly stick at you and you guys could be even. Good luck to both of you, you handsome devil with ugly wife!
2007-02-13 02:03:35 · answer #4 · answered by Wendy B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man you have quite an ego problem. Rather than divorce papers, botox, or plastic surgery, how bout getting some counseling to deal with your own shallow character.
That would be the best gift you could give your wife aside from divorce papers. You might ask her if she would prefer divorce papers or your entrance into mental health therapy to deal with that overly fat ego you possess.
2007-02-13 01:46:09 · answer #5 · answered by michael_trussell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that depends. does she still serve any other purpose? if so, then just cheat on her with some hot babe. i think christie brinkley is in the market.
just kidding. that was bad to say. actually, after 25 years looks shouldn't be grounds for divorce, and cheating is obviously not the way to go. you should not get her either for VALENTINE'S DAY. valentine's day is the day to say "i love you no matter what." so get her some other gift. then some other time (not a holiday/birthday) mention something about botox or plastic surgery.
2007-02-13 01:44:14 · answer #6 · answered by Tom S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well stud, seeing as your doing so well for your age, why not get her some plastic surgery, a bit of botox and hey how about some lipo suction,
Do you not love your wife? Do you think you would like to live without her? Can you imagine waking up and not seeing her old wrinkled face in the morning?
Think of all these questions if you answered yes to them then give her divorce papers, if you answered no then wise up and love her for who she is, and remember you maynot be as handsome as you think you are!!
2007-02-13 01:46:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I expect you haven't gaed as well as you probably think you have either! Your wife has looked at you every day for the past 25 years and I bet she has noticed a few things she would like to change. If this is the kind of shallow person you are after 25 years of marriage to someone, then I would say giver her the divorce papers for valentines day............................
at least this way you will release this poor lady and let her find a decent man!!!!
2007-02-13 02:11:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try a trip to the spa.
But then again if your willing to throw away 25 years of marriage because you don't think your wife is good looking any more then maybe she should give you the divorce papers.
She's probably cooked for you, cleaned up after you, and raised your children and this how you thank her?
You and your mirror deserve each other. JERK.
2007-02-13 01:47:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful or the divorce papers you get might just be for you. If a woman has given you 25 years of her life then you should have a lot more respect for her that to say those kind of things about her on here...especially at valentines day. I just hope she never sees it because it would break her heart
2007-02-13 01:42:02 · answer #10 · answered by lookingwesttexas 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
She's probably got haggard through living with you. Who told you that you are handsome anyway, or is it your own opinion? I've worked as a barmaid, and all you men think you are God's gift to women. Really opened my eyes to the male sex. Most of you are tarts!
2007-02-13 03:18:13 · answer #11 · answered by Sandee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋