I need a ready-made speech now...!!!!!!!!!?

Question

I need a ready-made speech now.
WiLL y0u pLeAsE kIndLy hELp mE...??(n_n)
aNy t0pIc wiLL d0.
I mEaN, AnyThInG uNdEr tHe sUn...
pLs..............................................(n_n)

Answer 1

Okay some topics you can address:

1: racism

2: your biggest pet peeve (something funny, amusing... ringing telephones at all hours... jumping out of the shower, slipping on the soap, and by the time you reach it, the person hung up)

3: global warming (haha)

4: the importance of longer summer breaks (*gg*) =]]

et cetera. Just a few for starters.

But if you're actually just asking me to send you a whole speech then you're nuts. There are some topics... hope they can give you a jump-start on what you can speak on... humerous or serious... but I have enough homework as it is... too much to be doing yours on top of it.

Yahoo! Answers is for people to learn how to do their own homework... not shove it off on others.

Answer 2

Ready Made Speeches

Answer 3

I will answer your question.

No.

If your assignment is to write a speech, you are asking people here to help you cheat. Shame on you.

If your assignment is to find a speech, go to Google and clcick on Winston Churchill speeches - one of the great speech writers of the last century.

Answer 4

Famous speech:

"I had two speeches prepared for this evening. A long one and a short one. In light of this evening I shall do them both. I will start with the short one.
Thank you.
*wait for laughter*
And now my long one:
Thank you very much."

Does that help?

Answer 5

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In English we don't use 'felicitation' much: we normally say 'congratulation'. ChairmEn or ChairmAn? and why is he being congratulated? Don't you think you should mention the reason for the congratulations?

Answer 6

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