What the F***? How can you be my father? My father was a Jedi warrior that was murdered. Do not dishonor his name by claiming to be my father.
Vader: How dare you talk to your father like that? Go to your room!
Luke:NO! I'm going to Obi-Wan's house!
Vader: He's dead remember? Now do what I said and I won't cut your hand off! Go, Go, Go!Luke:This isn't over! (a storm trooper escorts Luke to a prison cell.)
THE END
2007-02-13 00:43:41
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answered by Anonymous
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My name is not Luke anymore papa, it's Leia and I want you to respect my choice.
And I am a Jedi!
2007-02-13 09:00:50
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answered by thankyou "iana" 6
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Vader: "Uh, yes. Actually my name is Stefannio, uh... I am an Italian man. I am here to, uh... assist you study the ways of life, as, uh... best i can."
Luke: "Italian?!?"
Vader: "Yes, and, uh... i now have to do the, uh... Vader trademark move. Dont', uh... take it personal. You see... back in, uh... my day, we did this for fun. Yeah, fun. And this, uh... won't hurt a bit."
Luke: ...
Vader moves in a measures up lukes arm. finding the point he was looking for, he swiftly removes luke's arm.
Luke: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! You said it wouldn't hurt!"
Vader: "Don't you know that, uh... all doctors lie?"
2007-02-13 09:25:50
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answered by Jay 3
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STAR WARS. i'v only seen like 2 of those
2007-02-13 08:28:30
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answered by Heyhey 5
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"Dad, can I have the keys to the Death Star? I have a date tonight!"
2007-02-13 08:41:37
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answered by Anonymous
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