2007-02-13 00:04:01 · 9 answers · asked by beechmachine 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
blazed beyond human capacity
i'm sitting in a drive thru on my bicycle (didnt want to be arrested for driving under influence) at 3am
i'm staring at the car infront of me wondering if its just there or should i pull up
believing that i'm halucinating i peddle my stupid *** right into the bumper
the outcome not so funny it was an unmarked cop car
needless to say another trip to a cell
without my hamburgers no less
2007-02-13 00:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by T_Baggins 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the potential of christ is compassion, mercy, and longsuffering. i attempt to apply those in all circumstances, at the same time with yet no longer constrained to, atheist thoughts. all of us are human, and choose help as well as love. i wish even atheists are in heaven sometime. i do not need to be there any more beneficial than they do. Its in trouble-free words through mercy, that can are available any type, at the same time with for non-christians. For no longer some thing isn't a danger with God.
2016-11-27 19:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in my teens, I was a big pot head! I remember riding my bike home & I had just smoked some....& I went & slammed into a parked truck on the street & went flying over my bike.....I just got up & started to ride my bike home, didn't feel a thing! I don't do that stuff any more.
2007-02-13 00:09:22 · answer #3 · answered by YAWN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is not funny but it is cool and it is true. Me and my buddies were all riding around getting stoned one night during a bad thunderstorm. I rolled another joint-a big one and we stopped at this remote spot where we all used to hang out. A tree next to us got hit by lightening, and caught on fire. We got out and lit the joint on the tree!!
2007-02-13 00:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by Elvis 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..back in the baked days...I once sat at a stop sign for 15 min's waiting for it to turn green..
I was at a traffic light stopped when the cop behind me flipped on his lights,wanting me to pull over (tail light out),had a doobie in my hand,(the only one on us),threw it into the guys car next to me,said "tag your it",(lucky his window was down), then pulled over for the cop & talked my way outta the ticket..=)
2007-02-13 00:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by *toona* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't remember--haha
2007-02-13 00:06:46 · answer #6 · answered by biznitchil 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stones?
2007-02-13 00:09:43 · answer #7 · answered by peaches 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't do drugs
2007-02-13 00:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok...um...I didn't inhale...
2007-02-13 00:07:01 · answer #9 · answered by rdeck87 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋