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All your teeth have fallen out.

2007-02-12 23:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

...take a look at your life, or the lack of, any sign(s) of the life you really wanted or know that you could have. Then you stumble your way over to the mirror, and after dusting it off you take a look.... and don't recognize that person that is looking back at you from the mirror. In fact it might even startle or scare you a bit at first.....

THAT is when you know it's time for major changes... to yourself personally first. Because, when you are happy & fixed within - emotionally, mentally and psychologically... then your life & all involved will just seem to fall into place a lot more easily!

2007-02-13 07:44:51 · answer #2 · answered by Larry G! 1 · 0 0

decide to steal a good morning kiss from a beautiful Texas girl. Oh well, I don't need a change.

2007-02-13 07:38:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

and you have no idea who that is next to you and then you begin to panic because you hear your children beginning to wake up. Yep. Time for a BIG chage.

2007-02-13 07:30:32 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0 0

There is a morbidly obese woman in your bed, and she has a beard. Then you look and see that there are a couple of midgets too, and you are all naked and stuck to the covers because you are covered in honey!

2007-02-13 07:28:59 · answer #5 · answered by Elvis 3 · 0 1

when you wake up to a transexual who you thought was Christina who was in the past a Christopher.

2007-02-13 07:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by peaches 3 · 0 0

realise you are married with a wife, 2 kids and a mortgage to pay.

2007-02-13 07:32:07 · answer #7 · answered by Maverick 1 · 0 0

you're in an alley with homeless people with a tsunami of a hangover.

2007-02-13 07:32:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you notice that you're still at your desk and that you haven't signed out from Y/A for almost a week...

2007-02-13 07:28:05 · answer #9 · answered by mrquestion 6 · 0 0

can't find the energ to get out of bed.

2007-02-13 07:27:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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