What is your favorite saying written on the little candy hearts given out on Valentine's Day?

Question

(Keep in mind that creativity always works best *wink*)

Answer 1

I would buy a bag full of "GET LUST" hearts. This way I could be as confusing in my mixed message as lots of women can be with me!

Answer 2

Suprise her via turning your residing room right into a significant citadel and watch a action picture in it (build it around the television!). possibly bake her some cakes, and positioned those interior the citadel too. i think of that would desire to be cute and easily no longer your typical roses and chocolate. Sorry yet i'd completely no longer be inspired with roses and chocolate, it shows no theory in any respect! they are able to be high priced too! maximum women i comprehend a minimum of, are surprisingly impartial to the two. lol

Answer 3

The one's that don't have a saying on them... well if you put it under a microscope, there's a little love letter that reads...

"The donator of this little candy will do anything the recipient wants if you'll be his Valentine, so it's a good thing few are capable of reading this! Be his, oh please!!!"

So if you get one this year, it came from me!!

Answer 4

I like the one where the little heart says "eat me"... you know, like Alice in Wonderland... *wink*

Answer 5

I don't usually cut and paste but I thought this merited it to answer your question. This is a Wiki entry about the Futurama episode "Love and Rocket".

The Planet Express crew heads off to the most romantic city on Earth, Milwaukee, to land a delivery contract from Romanticorp, makers of all things romantic. After a tour of the facilities, Fry becomes obsessed with finding the perfect candy heart to express his feelings for Leela. Planet Express gets the contract to deliver the hearts and with the additional funding from the new contract, the Professor makes some upgrades to the ship. The upgrades include a new personality, complete with a female voice module (character voiced by actress Sigourney Weaver). Bender and the ship's new personality fall for each other and start dating. Bender quickly grows tired of the ship, and starts cheating on her. The ship, suspicious of Bender, begins acting in a possessive and erratic manner.

The crew is assigned the task of delivering several tons of conversation hearts to Lrrr of the planet Omicron Persei VIII. The Omicronians are highly offended by the chalky candies, and their poorly spelled messages. While escaping from the Omicronian death fleet, Bender decides to break up with the Planet Express ship. This cracks the ship's fragile mind, and it comes to a stop, allowing the Omicronian missiles to impact.

The ship is sent tumbling through space, dented and scorched, but otherwise physically intact. Leela attempts to console the ship, but she fails. The ship, acting irrationally, decides to fly into a quasar. With the power of ten billion black holes in it, the ship and Bender would be merged into a perfect quantum singularity. She offers to stop if Bender would merge his programming with hers. To make sure there wasn't any interference from Fry or Leela, the ship turns off the atmosphere and shuts off the artificial gravity. Leela has Bender distract the ship by agreeing to merge their programming while she and Fry try to shut down the ship's brain. While the two machines play a cat and mouse game, Leela continues to attempt to shut down the brain, which makes the ship even less rational. Fry notices that Leela's oxygen is running out, and with Leela busy and not listening to his warnings, he decides to give her his supply. With this sacrifice, Leela is able to successfully shut down the ship's artificial intelligence, returning every system to normal. Unfortunately, Fry is rendered unconscious due to the lack of oxygen. Realizing that Fry risked his life to save hers, Leela gives him mouth to mouth resuscitation. Fry awakens, and coughs up a candy heart saying "U leave me breathless". The two find Bender, unaware that a little of the ship's program had slipped into his. Leela decides to dump the undelivered hearts into the quasar. The hearts vaporize, producing a romantic glow whose rays reach Earth on Valentine's Day, destroying many planets en route.

Answer 6

Well they should have one that says something like "faerieluv" but I think that might be pushing it...you know, I don't even remember what most of those things say anymore, how pitiful is that?

Answer 7

Ummmm!!! That's a hard one *wink

Answer 8

I love you Lil' Doe :)
That is the bestest of the best.

Answer 9

After sucking on this i'm next?

Answer 10

kiss me, i luv you (the classic) and goo home. or i think there's one that says lets kiss