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talking to my mum on the phone the other day I was saying about my name being hyphanated when my 6 year old says
" no mummy don`t hyphanate me"
any ones elses children say bizzare thing too

2007-02-12 22:13:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

the reason he siad don`t hyphanate me was because I said to him earlier that if he didn`t behave that I was going to laminate him and stick him on the fridge - yes he knew I was Kidding!

2007-02-12 22:42:45 · update #1

13 answers

Oh plenty!

Where I live in Spain, there aren't many cloured people, and my sweet little 4 year old said to a friend of mine (who is coloured) - "Are you dirty? Can I rub it off?" - I was so embarrassed but luckily he's a great guy!

Also, I'm 7 months pregnant, and he asked me "When are you going to let my little sister out?" and "Why did you even eat her in the first place?" and "Urgh, you mean that's where I came out of too????"

LOL

;-)

2007-02-12 23:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0 0

While driving down the road when my oldest son was six years old he announces that he does not want to wear jeans to school anymore (I had always bought him stylish jeans to wear to school) but wants to wear wind pants instead. I asked why and he said, "Because when I sit next to a pretty girl my weenie starts to get hard and when I wear jeans it really hurts". Needless to say I had to pull the car over and laugh for several minutes before I could continue.

2007-02-12 22:26:03 · answer #2 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 2 0

My daughter said when she was 5, 'mummy, where are my c*ap pants?' I went mad at her! I couldn't believe she knew the word and had the nerve to say it to me as bold as brass. Later I realised she was asking for her crop pants! I felt awful then for shouting and giving her a lecture on why she shouldn't use words like that! I had to say sorry then and I don't usually say that even when I'm in the wrong!

2007-02-12 22:26:55 · answer #3 · answered by jeeps 6 · 0 1

My little nephew says 'reverses' instead of verses when hes playing a game, don't know why but it makes me laugh.

2007-02-12 22:18:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When she was about 5 my sister told my nanna she must have been very hungry because she's so full now. (My nanna is morbidly obese)

2007-02-12 22:19:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My four year old nephew said, "Uncle's gone crazy !!!"

2007-02-12 22:19:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LOL...my boys are a little too old now...

2007-02-12 22:33:01 · answer #7 · answered by Bubuchachum 6 · 0 0

? did you ask your kid for more detail? this may not be bizarre. Just you missed understanding what he/she miss understands

2007-02-12 22:23:32 · answer #8 · answered by kneelingwolf2 2 · 1 0

I agree with Kaye!

2007-02-12 22:18:12 · answer #9 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0 2

yes mine do. i wont embarass them by posting it

2007-02-12 22:18:10 · answer #10 · answered by RANDELL 7 · 0 0

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