2007-02-12 21:09:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
would love to built a home for needy
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2007-02-12 21:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you tired of those asinine "friendship" poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
2007-02-13 05:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by daniel a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all i would by a first class ticket back home to australia coz im kinda stuck in another country and then i would take each of my little brothers and sister out shopping for the day oh and my mummy then i would by whateva i needed to be comfortable then donate the rest to a childrens charity!
they are our future!
2007-02-13 05:31:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a big festival and invite some famous people. I dont know! what would you do? what would anybody do? thats too much money. just let me borrow ten bucks and ill be happy.
2007-02-14 11:05:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would move to the Virginia Mountains.
I first thought about giving it to Pres. Bush to use as he feels the need! Ha!
2007-02-13 06:31:59 · answer #5 · answered by Tenn Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't understand why is everyone so short-sighted to spend it all at once......im only 14 but i think its way better to start a business........cuz 1 million can't keep you living in a luxurious mansion forever.......
2007-02-13 11:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by y2kloader2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spend the money on me and eat Ruby-Boobie's kfc!!
2007-02-13 08:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by Benji 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
invest the money in property
raise the amount of money i have
spend that money on things i need, but also splurge on gold lololol
2007-02-13 05:25:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pay my bills, buy a home, take care of parents.
2007-02-13 05:19:19 · answer #9 · answered by brewer82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy a fast car n a stripper
2007-02-13 10:01:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋