Any flirty Valentines texts:-?

Question

Any one know any cheeky/ flirty/ funny texts i could send a guy who i have a huge crush on... (4 valentines day!)

Answer 1

rosses are red violets are blue , my knickers get wet just thinking of you

Answer 2

Roses are red,
But money is short,
the times quiet hard,
here's your Valentine's day card.
It is from my skint ar*sed heart.

--That Cheeky Lad

Answer 3

in simple terms compliment him on the small issues, once you flow to declare hi in simple terms positioned cutie on the top some thing like that and if he's clever he would desire to save on with alongside, flirting isn't some thing one guy or woman can do, nicely.. to an quantity appropriate ? in simple terms be your self nonetheless men fairly despise females who act pretend till at last they date the guy, and then tutor there genuine colorings, save that throughout the time of suggestions and you will advance to have a appropriate relationship.

Answer 4

Beautiful eyes, beautiful face,
I'm shy to talk to you.
You're the eagle I must watch
No matter what I do.
You're the beauty, wild and free,
The mistress of my eyes,
Rolling through exultant air,
Alone in pristine skies.

I would take you for my own
Could I but have your wings,
Could I but go where night begins
And frozen sunlight sings.

Could I but have you for my love,
How might we fly together!
But I must watch you from below
And long for you forever.
But I must be the one below
And long for you forever.

Answer 5

This is a LONG Poem, but you will definitely get a laugh out of it. Sorry it's so long, but Hey, what are we doing on YA this early anyhow?

Since my Valentine got a computer
My love life has taken a hit.
Nothing I say is important
Unless it’s a byte or a bit.
Before she got her new laptop,
Everything was just fine;
Now she says we can’t talk
Unless we both go online.
"But honey," I said, "I’m attached to you;
Love is what I feel."
"That keyword isn’t relevant,"
She said, with eyes of steel.
She clicked the keyboard furiously;
The screen was all she could see,
And then to my horror and shame,
She started describing me:
"Your motherboard needs upgrading;
Your OS needs help, too.
And you definitely need a big heatsink
To cool your CPU."
"Don’t flame me, my sweet," I pleaded.
"Not on Valentine’s Day."
"Fix the bugs, and I’ll see," she said,
While looking at me with dismay.
"What ever you want, my darling;
Whatever you need; you call it.
I’ll upload or download anything,
And then I’ll go install it."
(Her hostile CD keeps replaying,
And though I don’t want to fight her,
Is this what I want for a Valentine?
I’ve been burned; can I rewrite her?)
"Are you all hard drive now," I asked
"Is there no software in you?
Don’t you remember the good times?
Let our memories see us through."
"LOL," she said to me, chuckling.
"You’re nothing but adware.
"I’ve got a gig of memory;
I’ve got no problem there."
"Please, honey, we can save it," I said.
"Our love means more than that."
"That’s not in my cache; we’re going to crash,"
She said, as she turned me down flat.
(This woman has really changed;
Do I really want to chase her?
More and more I’m thinking
It might be nice to erase her.)
"Aw, honey, don’t talk like that," I said.
"Can’t we just plug and play?
I hereby accept default,
And I’m yours, my love, come what may.
My goal is to make you happy;
I want to be your portal,
But your sudden, distant coldness
Would test the strongest mortal.
If we need a brand new interface,
So we can FTP,
I’m your go along, get along guy,
And I want you to stay with me."
"If you want to get into my favorites," she said,
And you want to get past my encryption,
If you want to get through my firewall,
Here is my only prescription."
"First, put up your own Web site,
And e-mail me when it’s done.
I’ll check your page rank with Google,
And tell you if you’re the one."
My life has become a real trial,
Since my Valentine got a computer.
If I want her to care about me again,
I guess I’ll have to reboot her.

Answer 6

Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun, or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid, so if u want me in the sack, lick ya lips and text me back!!
I have others a bit rude for here. I can email or text them to u if u like.

Answer 7

Love is an elusive word but not easy to come by as most people feel. It changes situations to a one of happiness. Always tell ur girl/boy friend that you "love" her/him.

Just make it simple and say... "I love U, sweety or honey, dear etc"