i will tell u a story
once upon a time
there was a A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your
head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
2007-02-12 19:01:30
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answered by micho 7
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I'll quit and go to bed if you will! Kids will expect us to be bright eyed and functionable in the morning.
2007-02-13 02:56:22
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answered by Chloe 6
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all the batteries are in that nightstand next to the bed and hubby is so sound asleep and he'll never know about B.O.B.(battery operated boyfriend) LOL now go to bed!!!!!
2007-02-13 04:16:23
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answered by older_fat_male 3
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I'm going as well. goodnight. And turn off that computer and get the bed or i will unplug it.
2007-02-13 02:59:03
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answered by Anonymous
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Say goodnight, Gracie.
2007-02-13 03:13:01
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answered by Palmerpath 7
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theres a hot sexy member of the opposite sex waiting for u in bed
2007-02-13 02:56:13
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answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4
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Go to bed -- Good-night
2007-02-13 02:55:38
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answered by Lolitta 7
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If you don't go to sleep soon, a hen will lay eggs in your tummy.
2007-02-13 02:56:20
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answer #8
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answered by ....... 4
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your kids will be up nice and early ready to go for the day
2007-02-13 02:58:28
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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Go to bed! We dont want you here anymore! (not really, of course)
2007-02-13 02:58:17
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answered by Anonymous
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