Example: "Sure honey, if you think he's hot, by all means sleep with him."
2007-02-12 18:49:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A lot of good answers, thanks! :)
2007-02-15 01:22:42 · update #1
Hah, there are so many.
"I just love it when I come home to find you swilling Sake straight out of the bottle, while eating sushi over the sink, and wearing that ratty bathrobe you got 10 years ago"
"Let's watch that Vin Diesel movie again!. I just think he's SO hot!"
"You're such a good housekeeper!"
and my favorite one that I will never ever hear him say,
"My mother just LOVES you!"
2007-02-12 18:53:47 · answer #1 · answered by Jadalina 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why don't we add on another bedroom so your Mom can come live with us. You know I feel like we don't see her enough.
I married you for your money.
I was thinking, maybe we should buy a new lining room set. We've got the money.
Hon, I want you to have breast reduction surgery. Yours are so big I can't enjoy them. DD is too much for any man.
You want to stop working and hire a full time housekeeper? Great idea!
Let's skip sex tonight. I think I'd rather read instead.
I don't want dessert tonight.
I was shopping on the Home Shopping Network and spent $500 on women's shoes!
2007-02-12 19:20:19 · answer #2 · answered by sillkee1 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh little things, like I love you, you're special.
Yes honey we can have a Swedish foreign exchange student.
Yes honey, we need an upstairs and downstairs maid and one for the garage too.
A threesome? Why that sounds lovely. Are you sure you only want it it to be a threesome?
Just little things like that.
2007-02-12 18:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Honey, really ... I don't want to go out with the boys tonight, I'd much rather sit here and watch a few chick flicks with you ... while sipping on margaritas".
"Do I want sex? No thanks, I'm really not very horny right now".
"Hey hun, do you want me to clean the toilet"?
2007-02-12 19:02:17 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Carol♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes honey, those pants do make you look fat! now that's just asking for me to open a can of whoopass! LOL!
2007-02-12 18:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by Tastie♥Tastie♥ 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You really need to gain some weight!
2007-02-12 18:54:38 · answer #6 · answered by SaintsFan 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
'you are really fat and i think you need to loose some weight'
what he really says is 'I'm going jogging this evening, how about joining me and keeping me company'.
2007-02-12 19:10:00 · answer #7 · answered by Piggy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"I'm sorry, honey. I was wrong and you were right all along."
2007-02-12 18:57:19 · answer #8 · answered by Andrew 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My husband has no limits on what he will say thats why I love him.
2007-02-12 18:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
ITS OK BABE YOU DRIVE , YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GOING, ANYWAY YOUR A BETTER DRIVER THAN I AM!!!
HERE BABE YOU HAVE THE REMOTE!!!
2007-02-12 19:19:59 · answer #10 · answered by mel_leno 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋