2007-02-12 17:49:24 · 7 answers · asked by Suzie 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
There are too many to mention . . . here are some of my favourite from thechat up line King, Austin Powers - no. 4 makes me laugh! Enjoy . . .
1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)
Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
3) Nice legs... What time do they open?
4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out my package.
5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to you.
8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted
Bed thrasher, have you seen one?
9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight.
10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell
outta me.
11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
is only a light switch away.
13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and
even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you by morning.
16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to
suck itself.
17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor.
20) My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming
it later.
21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk
by again?
22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk
to you.
23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have
you been drinking?
24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see
myself in them?
2007-02-12 18:11:33 · answer #1 · answered by Aslan, reborn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi my name is Doug
That's God spelt backwards with a little U in it
2007-02-13 01:56:10 · answer #2 · answered by Johnny 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that 1 is funny
2007-02-13 01:53:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Get your Coat Love! You've Pulled!"
2007-02-13 01:52:56 · answer #4 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
am i a bad shooter?........
coz i keep on missing you.ü
actually my fave is "aanhin pa ang damo......kung sayo palang may tama n ko" but it's in filipino so.. haha.
2007-02-13 02:05:17 · answer #5 · answered by aenaea 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the boring one, so do you live round here
2007-02-13 01:55:54 · answer #6 · answered by nicolefrenzy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
think it
2007-02-13 01:56:06 · answer #7 · answered by jack 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋