2007-02-12 17:04:07 · 10 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Funny you should ask because I saved most of my fortunes from fortune cookies...lol
Success means competition
An old pot is the best around the kitchen
One must be available, alert, active, and adaptable
If you have many best friends, you have no friends
Mountains can move, but not your character
Concern yourself about others more than yourself
The best lovers make love on a full stomach
The greatest danger could be your stupidity
Couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
Today is a lucky day for those who remain optimistic.
Keep your plans secret for now
Luck is coming your way
Expand your horizons
Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you
Little and often make much.
And my personal favorite....You will have a good day today
2007-02-12 17:13:49 · answer #1 · answered by Koozie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eat another Fortune Cookie.
2007-02-12 17:08:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 - Because nothing and no one can tell fortunes. 2 - Because even attempting to would probably open up Chinese restaurants to lawsuits from idiots who think that cookies can tell fortunes, and will try to make a quick buck when they don't come true.
2016-05-24 04:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Help! I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!"
2007-02-12 17:08:37 · answer #4 · answered by Crash 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you go thru airport turnstile sideways, you are going to Bangkok
2007-02-12 17:13:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not sure, but they all seem to make more sense when you add the words "in bed", to the end.
2007-02-12 17:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by Andrew 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man who sleep with paris hilton, soon will wake up with crab
2007-02-12 17:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Resistance is futile.Soon we will rule the world.Surrender now.
2007-02-12 17:09:07 · answer #8 · answered by Professor Riddle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...and after this fortune is read, I will be devoured.
2007-02-12 17:14:43 · answer #9 · answered by Arvorie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No speakee Engrish, but me luv you long time".
2007-02-12 18:55:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋