america civilisation?

Question

is it true that americans worship ufos,indulged in sex with strangers everyday,fire missiles at other countries n process other countries people in slaughter house for their meat everyday for comsumption?

Answer 1

I am an American citizen. I know that there are UFO's, but I don't spend any energy, money, or time concerning myself with such things. I am married, and I do not have sex with anyone but my husband. Before I was married, I did not have sex. The American military is firing missiles, but ordinary citizens do not engage in war. It is against the law for people to eat other people in America. There are many animal slaughterhouses here, and some Americans, like me and my family, believe that killing animals is an abomination, but Americans do not have slaughterhouses for people, nor do we eat human flesh.

Answer 2

Taught you this at the madrassa, did they?

Well, let's see. We don't worship UFO's, though we certainly spend money to see movies about them, and there are societies of people devoted to figuring out if they consist of swamp gas or God. So I suppose so.

Sex with strangers every day. Hmm. Well, the desire and motivation is always there, but unless you count the fact that you never really know someone even if you've been married to them for twenty years, I think we're innocent of that just on grounds of scheduling.

We generally don't fire missiles at other countries, or even our own. If we plan to, we always send out a notice first.

Insofar as our diet options go, the only nations who could legitimately register complaints along those lines would be the Islamic Republic of Cow and its neighbors Pig and Chicken. The Aquatic Empire of Fish would also have grounds for a filing as well.

Answer 3

Yes, but only in the Whitehouse.

You left out kiddie porn, incest, witchcraft, buggery, and necrophilia.

I assume you know about these things from your own experience, living in toilets as you do.