Hey, I'm going to six flags soon and I love crazy scary rollercoasters. My whole family enjoys them. Anyways, I don't know when is the appropiate age to ride adult rollercoasters. I really want my baby to experience a loop and extreme downhill gravity forces! My baby is 6 months old. I know that park workers won't let my baby go on, but I can conceal him in a big bag and take him out as the ride commences. I'll be really safe, I'll even let the baby sit in the seat next to me if it is empty. So, when should I take my baby to the theme park? Is six months old enough? Or should I wait a few months? Are there any risks involved, such as stomach gas and other internal problems? It is a boy if that makes any difference.
2007-02-12 16:30:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
People are saying that the G's are too intense, well, why is it okay for me, and other people who ride it? And I know there are hieght limits, I think they are just ludicris! why should I diprive my baby of having fun? That is clearly discrimination.
2007-02-12 16:45:50 · update #1
When I said conseal my baby in a bag, I'm not gonna zip the bag up and suffacate it! of course I am gonna let some air for my baby to breath!
2007-02-12 17:02:17 · update #2
i rode coasters as a fetus, and i turned out ok (aside from this constant twitching and stuttering).
to get him on the ride, dress him as a leprechaun and put a Joel Jamieson nametag on him. Joel has carte blanche at six flags and will not be stopped from goin on any rides.
let 'er rip dog
2007-02-12 16:49:11 · answer #1 · answered by leroy_w_jackson 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Did you know that even when you blow in a babies face, they hold their breathe. Do you have Death plans for your own child? If your SO concerned about riding a "rollercoaster " ,then I would suggest to do the "adult" like role or some would call it " being a DAM* PARENT" and get a darn babysitter for that child. You are in fact STUPID! If you think that asking a stupid question would piss off actual parents, then you did well. If you concealed a baby inside of a bag, risking it suffocating the baby, which everything you've mentioned is child abuse/child neglect /and endangerment and lack of safety/your child doesn't deserve to be in the care of you/that child needs to be in the care of social services or a family member that doesn’t allow you to care for that child without the supervision of someone of authority. You are a horrible person and a terrible mother to ask such a ridiculous question knowing the answers you'd get from everyone that read it. Idiot!
2007-02-12 16:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by sexy mama 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
your childs body is no where near developed..have you heard of shaken baby syndrome....well thats basically what would happen if you took a 6 month old on a rollercoaster. His little brain would slam around in his skull causing severe injury, you may not even notice it til two days later when he just stops responding and dies. Its a horrible death and no child should ever be put through it, suggesting your child go on a roller coaster at this age, even as a joke, is ignorant and cruel. If youre serious you are one of the people I'd like to see have their parental rights taken away.
2007-02-12 18:56:15 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um duh have you even thought of the fact that the violent jerks of the coaster turning and its loops are the reason why there is a height limit because small children will not be able to fit in those seats and properly where the straps they have. Then if you even think about it more shaken baby syndrome would be the same if she/he rode them with you the jerking will cause your baby's head to Violently move god women take you infant to the park and feed the birds or something that wont harm your baby or just be a responsible parent and don't go on that ride but since you asked a question of this manner I have got to ask myself are you responsible.
your additional details are just as stupid as the question you asked, you dont get it do you IT IS NOT SAFE no matter how you look at it. God women I am a mother to be for the first time and I even know its not safe.
2007-02-12 16:51:39 · answer #4 · answered by rosemommy2be 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I really hope you are joking because your baby can die. Have you ever heard of Shaken Baby Syndrome.....when people shake their baby mildly they can cause brain damage...imagine what would happen if you took your 6 month old on a roller coaster. You should really think about why you think it would even be acceptable to take an infant on a rollercoaster...maybe you are hoping something will go wrong. If that is a case PLEASE tell someone that maybe you aren't ready to be a responsible parent because it sounds like you wanna harm your child. I hope you don't do this and you get some help.
2007-02-12 17:03:01 · answer #5 · answered by Bootree 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ARE YOU CRAZY??????? People like you shouldn't be allowed to breed, you obviously have no common sense what so ever. Just the thought of taking a 6 month old on a roller coaster is stupidity, let alone trying to conceal him in a bag to get him on there. They have size restrictions for a reason you know....
2007-02-12 17:28:45 · answer #6 · answered by Amanda B 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Stop posting these ridiculous questions. In your last post, your baby was 3 weeks old, and in another one your 5-year-old (who died a year ago, according to a different question) is too sexy.
You should be banned from the board.
2007-02-12 17:38:11 · answer #7 · answered by Queen Queso 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This question is a joke and you are a troll right? Just looking for a response? Here's one for you. To submit your baby to the G forces that he would encounter would slam his brain and all his vital organs to one side of his body...till the next turn which would slam them all to the other side of his body. How 'bout you just smother him now psycho. You're retarded, and at best your baby will be too after his "ride" with mommy. Have you considered foster care or adoption for your child?
2007-02-12 16:44:37 · answer #8 · answered by je6 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You are a total idiot, do you want to kill your baby cause that is what you will be doing. I suggest you ring child services and have your baby taken away whilist explaining to them that you are an unfit mother and do not deserve to have children, if you are going to endanger you child like that. They have these restrictions for a reason. DO NOT TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NEAR A ROLLERCOASTER, you stupid stupid woman.
2007-02-12 17:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are ****** Idiot lady. I hate to see what happens if you do take your kid on a rollercoaster ride. DO NOT TAKE YOUR BABY ON A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE. Think some common sense into your head lady
2007-02-12 19:08:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋